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pultneytooner
05-May-06, 21:45
Well, it's like this, yesterday I was doing some housework as I am a new-age man ;) and I was hoovering with the wifes new dyson and having a fly smoke as:
1: I am supposed to have given it up and:
2: I have a bet on with the wife that I can stop for a month and see how it goes.
Well, anyways, I was hoovering away and suddenly I heard the front door open, cig stuck in mouth, panic set in, so I dropped the cig on the floor, 'laminate' and hoovered it up thinking hey, problem solved.......Wrong.
She comes through the sitting room door and I was cool as a cucumber, how was your day, blah, blah, blah when suddenly she noticed a strange red glow then eventually flames inside the dust chamber.
She was furious, not at me but at the manufacturer because I said it must be an electrical fault, (and she believed me).
Well naturally I had to come clean as to what had happend as there was no-way the company wouldn't have figured out what happened and refused to refund our money.
Now I am in the doghouse untill further notice. [smirk]

willowbankbear
05-May-06, 21:49
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Thats classic

angela5
05-May-06, 22:08
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ye better watch out when the wife is hoovering..[lol]

doyle
05-May-06, 22:17
That is SO funny pultneytooner! :lol:

Tugmistress
05-May-06, 22:22
Excellent, thank you for making me laugh :D

_Ju_
05-May-06, 22:24
[lol] that'sone to remember for the gran'kid's! Thanks for sharing that.Hilarious!

coastown
05-May-06, 22:26
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/3/3_13_1.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNfox000) that was a good one ,the wife wont be asking you to do the hoovering in a hurry again





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JAWS
05-May-06, 22:33
Serves you right, pultneytooner, you deserve everything you get.

How dare you mess with your wife's favourite Dyson you really should learn to leave her stuff alone.
You would never have caught me doing anything like that. Pots, pans, kettles, sinks, washing machines etc. were things I refused to touch on the grounds that I might damage them and make things difficult for her! [lol]

I really can't understand why she left when I was so considerate as to not interfere in her duties. :roll:

Take a tip, tell her how wonderful an open coal fire is in a living room, it makes them really homely.

willowbankbear
05-May-06, 22:39
I think we should maybe have a poll to see if it was a conspiracy by Pulteneytooner to wreck the hoover so that he widna hev till do e hoosewurk or If he was just very unlucky?[lol]

pultneytooner
06-May-06, 01:29
I think we should maybe have a poll to see if it was a conspiracy by Pulteneytooner to wreck the hoover so that he widna hev till do e hoosewurk or If he was just very unlucky?[lol]
Well, If i'd thought of it I might of tried it but it was an accident.[lol]

Fran
06-May-06, 01:52
Oh my god....you could have put the house on fire. that was so funny, im sore with laughing!!!!! http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/3/3_12_26v.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNfox000)