My Wife

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Got an inflatable wife for Christmas
All she needs is a good pumping
She looks a bit deflated
Her favourite hobby slumping

I can talk to her and she wont talk back
I can hug and she wont kick
She doesn't cost that much to feed
and her perfume don't make me sick

She is blonde and loves football
I think she's perhaps Indo
I tried to give her a love bite
And she flew out the window.

[Cedric Farthsbottom III]

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[Fran]

thankyou for giving me such a laugh!!:lol: