tonkatojo
21-Dec-09, 15:43
One day a traveling salesman was driving down a back country road at
about 30 mph when he noticed that there was a three-legged turkey
running alongside his car.
He stepped on the gas but at 50 miles per hour. The turkey was still
keeping up. After about a mile of running the turkey ran up a farm
lane and into a barn behind an old farm house.
The salesman had some time to kill so he turned around and drove up
the farm lane. He knocked at the door and when the farmer answered he
told him what he had just seen.
The farmer said that his son was a geneticist and he had developed
this breed of turkey because he, his wife and his son each like a
drumstick when they have turkey at Xmas and this way they only have to kill
one turkey.
"That's the most fantastic thing I've ever heard," said the salesman.
"How do they taste?"
"I don't know," said the farmer. "We've never caught one."
about 30 mph when he noticed that there was a three-legged turkey
running alongside his car.
He stepped on the gas but at 50 miles per hour. The turkey was still
keeping up. After about a mile of running the turkey ran up a farm
lane and into a barn behind an old farm house.
The salesman had some time to kill so he turned around and drove up
the farm lane. He knocked at the door and when the farmer answered he
told him what he had just seen.
The farmer said that his son was a geneticist and he had developed
this breed of turkey because he, his wife and his son each like a
drumstick when they have turkey at Xmas and this way they only have to kill
one turkey.
"That's the most fantastic thing I've ever heard," said the salesman.
"How do they taste?"
"I don't know," said the farmer. "We've never caught one."