golach
20-Dec-09, 20:32
T'was the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
Tiger Woods came a-flyin', bein chased by his spouse.
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
'Cause a bimbo's phone number was in his Blackberry.
He'd been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed..
A bevy of women stepped up and confessed.
He'd been cheatin' with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
With Joselyn, and Kalika - the world had a story.
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
Tiger's sad sordid tale was all over the news.
With hostesses, waitresses, he'd had lots of sex,
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
So despite all his cryin 'n' beggin' 'n' pleadin',
Tigers wife is investin' in a new home in Sweden .
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
"If youre gettin' laid man - then Im gettin' paid."
Shes not pouting, in fact, she's of jolly good cheer,
Her pre-nup made Christmas come early this year.
Anon
Tiger Woods came a-flyin', bein chased by his spouse.
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
'Cause a bimbo's phone number was in his Blackberry.
He'd been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed..
A bevy of women stepped up and confessed.
He'd been cheatin' with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
With Joselyn, and Kalika - the world had a story.
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
Tiger's sad sordid tale was all over the news.
With hostesses, waitresses, he'd had lots of sex,
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
So despite all his cryin 'n' beggin' 'n' pleadin',
Tigers wife is investin' in a new home in Sweden .
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
"If youre gettin' laid man - then Im gettin' paid."
Shes not pouting, in fact, she's of jolly good cheer,
Her pre-nup made Christmas come early this year.
Anon