tonkatojo
02-Dec-09, 16:07
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his Mercedes Benz
into a gas station in a remote part of the island.
The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Irish manner,
completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
"Mornin' bye" says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle.
As he does so, two tees fall out out of his shirt pocket onto the
ground.
"What are dey den, son?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees" replies Tiger.
"Well, what on de good earth are dey for?" inquires the paddy.
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving" says Tiger.
"Freeckin Jaysus" says the paddy, "Dem boys at Mercedes tink of
everything".
into a gas station in a remote part of the island.
The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Irish manner,
completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
"Mornin' bye" says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle.
As he does so, two tees fall out out of his shirt pocket onto the
ground.
"What are dey den, son?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees" replies Tiger.
"Well, what on de good earth are dey for?" inquires the paddy.
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving" says Tiger.
"Freeckin Jaysus" says the paddy, "Dem boys at Mercedes tink of
everything".