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golach
21-Apr-06, 20:02
Toilet Cleaning Instructions:

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the
water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both
lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises
that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash"
and rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are
no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both
lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom,
and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog

Billy Boy
21-Apr-06, 20:11
such a sensitive subject for a wise owld man:)

willowbankbear
21-Apr-06, 20:20
Toilet Cleaning Instructions:

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the
water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both
lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises
that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash"
and rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are
no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both
lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom,
and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog


Brilliant Golach, my dog has a wry sort of grinning look on her face, she kids on shes deaf at times ,but I swear she knew what I meant.
As for my signature, hes having a drink to commiserate himself

teuchter
21-Apr-06, 20:26
You should be in so much trouble for that 1 but its just sooooooo funny i dont think anyone would dare to complain.

Gleber2
21-Apr-06, 20:36
Ah thocht at wis a great idea Golach antil A'h hed till gie mooth till mooth resucitation till a drooned cat. Ye should be banned!!!!

footie chick
21-Apr-06, 21:48
Dont know where u get them from cant stop laughing Brilliant :lol:

changilass
21-Apr-06, 21:48
Great joke Golach good job this was about cats and not elephants, or the W.E.D.F. would be after you

cuddlepop
21-Apr-06, 21:58
now now Golach that was soooo naughty of you.The cat obsessed amongst us will be putting a spell on you.... Me and the dog thought that was hilarious.lol[lol] [lol]

The Enigma
21-Apr-06, 23:00
LOL, well I love cats and thought that was hilarious! :lol:

You could try the same thing with an elephant, but I dont think it would work so well. You would have trouble fitting it into the toilet for a start...

Cedric Farthsbottom III
21-Apr-06, 23:05
Whats grey and wrinkled and hangs oot your grandads Y-fronts?

His house trained elphilump.

willowbankbear
21-Apr-06, 23:24
A Husband goes into the loft & sees an eggbox with 5,000 in cash but no eggs. He says to his Wife `whats all this money doing in the eggbox?`

She instantly breaks down sobbing and says"I cant lie anymore,Ive been unfaithful. Everytime I slept with another man,I took 6 eggs in payment".

`Well that explains the eggbox,` says the Husband.`But what about the 5,000?`






`Well says his wife,everytime I collected a dozen eggs I sold them.................Ill get ma coat eh folks?

Cedric Farthsbottom III
21-Apr-06, 23:26
A Husband goes into the loft & sees an eggbox with 5,000 in cash but no eggs. He says to his Wife `whats all this money doing in the eggbox?`

She instantly breaks down sobbing and says"I cant lie anymore,Ive been unfaithful. Everytime I slept with another man,I took 6 eggs in payment".

`Well that explains the eggbox,` says the Husband.`But what about the 5,000?`






`Well says his wife,everytime I collected a dozen eggs I sold them.................Ill get ma coat eh folks?

:lol: :lol: Nice one Stone Roses