Whitewater
17-Nov-09, 12:23
A ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops at a certain small town.
He's going through hid usual run of off-colour and "dumb blond" jokes, when a well dressed blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and shouts:
"I've heard just about enough of your stupid blond jokes, you jerk! What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What connection can a persons hair colour possibly on their fundamental worth as a human being"
"Its morons like you that prevent women like myself from being respected at work and in our communities and from reaching our full potential, because you and your Neanderthal brethren continue to perpetuate negative images against not only blonds, but women in general for the sake of cheap laughs. You are a pathetic, misogynistic relic of the past, and what you do is not only contrary to discrimination laws in every country, it is deeply offensive to people with modern sensibilities and basic respect for their fellow citizens... you should hang your head in shame you pusillanimous little magot"
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologise, when the blond yells;
"You stay out of this mister! I'm talking to that little squirt on your knee"
He's going through hid usual run of off-colour and "dumb blond" jokes, when a well dressed blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and shouts:
"I've heard just about enough of your stupid blond jokes, you jerk! What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What connection can a persons hair colour possibly on their fundamental worth as a human being"
"Its morons like you that prevent women like myself from being respected at work and in our communities and from reaching our full potential, because you and your Neanderthal brethren continue to perpetuate negative images against not only blonds, but women in general for the sake of cheap laughs. You are a pathetic, misogynistic relic of the past, and what you do is not only contrary to discrimination laws in every country, it is deeply offensive to people with modern sensibilities and basic respect for their fellow citizens... you should hang your head in shame you pusillanimous little magot"
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologise, when the blond yells;
"You stay out of this mister! I'm talking to that little squirt on your knee"