Had me in stiches!

[Vistravi]

My partner wanting one of my jelly sweets after eating all of his said to me when i had a wee coughing fit "You look like you're struggling to eat those there, do you want me to help you?" [lol]

[Whitewater]

I am a true Gentleman, I always help my wife to eat her sweets, I'm just helping to keep her figure trim.

[Dog-eared]

A pat on the back with one hand and the other in your sweetie bag ? Tsk Tsk !