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Cedric Farthsbottom III
10-Nov-09, 22:42
A woman is sitting on a bus watching a man beside her tearing a newspaper into wee strips.He then takes each strip and carefully tears it into wee squares.He then chucks all the wee squares out of the window.
The woman turns to him and says,"Excuse me for being nosey,what are ye doin?"
"Weil",the guy says,"The elephants are chasing me,so I'm doin this too keep them away".
The woman rolls her eyes and says to the guy,"There's nae elephants in the city though".
"Exactly",says the guy,"so it must be workin then!!!!!":lol::lol: