Cedric Farthsbottom III
09-Nov-09, 00:23
A farmer has 200 chickens,but no cockerel.He goes to the local market and there's one standing there for £5000.He buys it takes it home and calls it Clive.
Next day the farmer goes to feed the chickens,their all lying back smoking cigarettes and Clive has got a big smile on his face.
The farmer tells Clive to slow down as he's worth £5000.
Next day the farmer sees the geese all lying back smoking cigarettes and Clive has got a big smile on his face.
The farmer tells Clive to behave as he's worth £5000.
Next day the farmer sees all the ducks lying on their backs smoking cigarettes and Clive has a big smile on his face.
The farmer tells Clive that he'll dae himself some damage and it'll be a loss of £5000.
Next day the farmer goes into the farmyard and sees Clive lying on his back,with his eyes closed.
The Farmer says,"Oh Clive,wit have ye done.I told ye take it easy cos ye were worth £5000."
Clive opens one eye and winks at the farmer and looks up to the sky and says,"Don't worry big man,noo its the vultures turn.":lol::lol:
Next day the farmer goes to feed the chickens,their all lying back smoking cigarettes and Clive has got a big smile on his face.
The farmer tells Clive to slow down as he's worth £5000.
Next day the farmer sees the geese all lying back smoking cigarettes and Clive has got a big smile on his face.
The farmer tells Clive to behave as he's worth £5000.
Next day the farmer sees all the ducks lying on their backs smoking cigarettes and Clive has a big smile on his face.
The farmer tells Clive that he'll dae himself some damage and it'll be a loss of £5000.
Next day the farmer goes into the farmyard and sees Clive lying on his back,with his eyes closed.
The Farmer says,"Oh Clive,wit have ye done.I told ye take it easy cos ye were worth £5000."
Clive opens one eye and winks at the farmer and looks up to the sky and says,"Don't worry big man,noo its the vultures turn.":lol::lol: