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sam
14-Apr-06, 18:18
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto Wakes the Lone Ranger and says, “Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?”
The Lone Ranger replies, “I see millions of stars.”
“What that tell you?” asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, “Astronomically Speaking”, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and
insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What’s it tell you, Tonto?”
Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, “Kemo Sabe, you dumber than buffalo poo. Somebody stole tent.” :lol:

bingo1
14-Apr-06, 18:21
Thats good!!! lol lol lol

unicorn
14-Apr-06, 19:07
That was brilliant :)

Mamabear
14-Apr-06, 20:00
Get your coat, Taxi is outside waiting:D