Cedric Farthsbottom III
23-Oct-09, 17:37
A wifie has just died and is standing at the pearly gates.St Peter says to her,"Ye can either go into the gates to heaven,or climb up this ladder to success."
The wifie thinks for a wee while and says to St. Peter,"I think I'll go up the ladder."
St Peter shrugs his shoulders.
The wifie climbs the ladder,she arrives at a cloud.The guy says,"Yer on Heaven X-Factor,dae ye want to be a star or dae ye want to climb the ladder to get further to success."
The wifie thinks for a wee whiley,then continues up the ladder.
She arrives at the next cloud,a lady arrives and says,"I have a pardon here for yer worst sin,dae ye want it or dae ye want to continue up to the ladder to success."
The wifie plonders,then continues up the ladder.
A man appears in front of her,"Hello there my name is Cess."
The wifie thinks for a wee while and says to St. Peter,"I think I'll go up the ladder."
St Peter shrugs his shoulders.
The wifie climbs the ladder,she arrives at a cloud.The guy says,"Yer on Heaven X-Factor,dae ye want to be a star or dae ye want to climb the ladder to get further to success."
The wifie thinks for a wee whiley,then continues up the ladder.
She arrives at the next cloud,a lady arrives and says,"I have a pardon here for yer worst sin,dae ye want it or dae ye want to continue up to the ladder to success."
The wifie plonders,then continues up the ladder.
A man appears in front of her,"Hello there my name is Cess."