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grantyg
11-Apr-06, 20:57
Of course this does not apply to you and me, BUT you may want to pass this on to other people to warn them. Booze manufacturers have accepted the government's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.


WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.


WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
Over and over again that you love them.


WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.


WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.


WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
Converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.


WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.


WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think
People are laughing WITH you.


WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor
In getting your ass kicked.


WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
Hell happened to your bra and panties.


WARNING:
The crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode

Billy Boy
11-Apr-06, 20:59
well written lol:lol:

highlander
11-Apr-06, 21:12
Great to see u back grantg we need more of this fun banter!!

2little2late
11-Apr-06, 21:21
Warning.

The consumption of alcohol may make you think your wife is beautiful.

teuchter
11-Apr-06, 21:24
Ive never consumed alcohol in distilery sized amounts so im not going to agree with that last one.

connieb19
11-Apr-06, 21:24
Warning.

The consumption of alcohol may make you think your wife is beautiful.If there's so many beautiful brides how come there's so many ugly wives?:confused: [lol]

fred
11-Apr-06, 21:54
Of course this does not apply to you and me, BUT you may want to pass this on to other people to warn them. Booze manufacturers have accepted the government's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:


WARNING: Contains female hormones.