joxville
14-Sep-09, 19:12
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Englishmen and Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Englishmen and Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
than Englishmen and Americans.
4. The Italians and French drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than Englishmen and Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and
suffer fewer heart attacks than Englishmen and Americans.
6. Algerians have almost no sex and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Englishmen and Americans.
7. Brazilians seldom stop having sex and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Englishmen and Americans.
CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
Jox [lol]
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Englishmen and Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Englishmen and Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
than Englishmen and Americans.
4. The Italians and French drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than Englishmen and Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and
suffer fewer heart attacks than Englishmen and Americans.
6. Algerians have almost no sex and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Englishmen and Americans.
7. Brazilians seldom stop having sex and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Englishmen and Americans.
CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
Jox [lol]