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angela5
02-Apr-06, 23:41
A husband and his wife were sound asleep when suddenly the phone rang.

The husband picked up the phone and said, "Hello? How the heck do I know? What do I look like, a weatherman?" He then slammed the phone down and settled into bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"I don't know. It was some guy who wanted to know if the coast was clear."

krieve
02-Apr-06, 23:43
lmao good one angela

angela5
02-Apr-06, 23:46
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip.

After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up and tell me what you see."

Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"

Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Why, what does it tell YOU?"

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke.

"Watson, you idiot. Some nutter has stolen our tent." :lol:

angela5
02-Apr-06, 23:52
http://www.coolquiz.com/puzzles/riddles/cartoon_riddle.gifI have holes on the top and bottom. I have holes on my left and on my right. And I have holes in the middle, yet I still hold water. What am I?

Cedric Farthsbottom III
02-Apr-06, 23:58
A shirt that has just came oot a washing machine!!!:lol:

angela5
02-Apr-06, 23:59
A shirt that has just came oot a washing machine!!!:lol:

Good try Cedric[lol]

ice box
03-Apr-06, 00:00
http://www.coolquiz.com/puzzles/riddles/cartoon_riddle.gifI have holes on the top and bottom. I have holes on my left and on my right. And I have holes in the middle, yet I still hold water. What am I?
human :lol:

angela5
03-Apr-06, 00:01
Good try icebox:lol:
Keep trying....

Cedric Farthsbottom III
03-Apr-06, 00:04
A pair of old swimming trunks

connieb19
03-Apr-06, 00:04
come on with the answer angela!! I canna go till my bed until I know...lol:lol:

ice box
03-Apr-06, 00:04
is it a sponge

angela5
03-Apr-06, 00:05
A pair of old swimming trunks

Has the moths been at your trunks then cedric:lol: :lol:

angela5
03-Apr-06, 00:06
is it a sponge


Yipee! icebox thats correct..:lol: :lol:

angela5
03-Apr-06, 00:07
come on with the answer angela!! I canna go till my bed until I know...lol:lol:

Aww! sorry connie i was keeping you up:lol: i was waiting for someone to guess..

connieb19
03-Apr-06, 00:07
Well Done icebox...is your grandad still there...lol:Razz

ice box
03-Apr-06, 00:09
Well Done icebox...is your grandad still there...lol:Razzno he is off to his bed thought of that one all my self lol :lol:

Cedric Farthsbottom III
03-Apr-06, 00:10
A sponge......but would it no go soggy wi' the water and the icing and hundreds o' thousands would drip off and I'll no mention the cherry!!!!:lol: :lol: :lol:

ice box
03-Apr-06, 00:14
He is one for yae all
.I have four wings, but cannot fly, I never laugh and never cry; On the same spot I'm always found, toiling away with little sound. What am I?

Geo
03-Apr-06, 01:23
Two cows are in a field. Which one is on holiday?
























The one with the wee calf.

angela5
03-Apr-06, 23:16
He is one for yae all
.I have four wings, but cannot fly, I never laugh and never cry; On the same spot I'm always found, toiling away with little sound. What am I?



well icebox what's eh answer then:grin:

ice box
03-Apr-06, 23:46
well icebox what's eh answer then:grin:
ok then its a windmill