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_Ju_
02-Apr-06, 11:22
I was sent this one through e-mail and found it to be delicious!!!!



She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and
a bottle Chardonnay. When she had finished, she went into each and every room and stuffed half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar, into the hollow of the all of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.


When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days.Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything, cleaning, mopping, and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned, air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked. People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the house. The maid quit.
Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.
A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out, and eventually, even the local realtors refused to return their calls. Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place. The ex-wife called the man, and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely, and said that she missed her old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back. Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was about 1/14th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed, and, within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork. A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack
everything to take to their new home ................... including the curtain rods.


:lol: I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU??

Billy Boy
02-Apr-06, 11:59
aaahhh, revenge is sweet :roll:

Gleber2
02-Apr-06, 12:05
aaahhh, revenge is sweet :roll:
Goes to show!! You cannot underestimate the cunning, duplicious ways of the Ladies.Weaker sex, indeed.:lol:

The Enigma
02-Apr-06, 14:13
LOL, that is absolutely brilliant!

Whilst living in a shared flat once, one of my flatmates put mashed up raw sausage under the carpet in the room of another flatmate that he didnt like, assuming it would go rotten and start to smell. As far as I know it was never discovered, or even detected so I guess it just dried up or something.

unicorn
02-Apr-06, 14:19
what a brilliant story lol :)

dragonfly
02-Apr-06, 21:35
it is brilliant I've heard similar story before and being a spitful woman hope its a true story! also loved the ones about scorned women dialling the speaking clock in australia while her man was off on a business trip, another that sprinkled cress seeds over the carpet then watered them in and another who superglued all his designer suits at the hems!:Razz

Fran
03-Apr-06, 01:27
what about the woman who cut up all her unfaithfull husbands clothes.....great.

Billy Boy
03-Apr-06, 19:58
Goes to show!! You cannot underestimate the cunning, duplicious ways of the Ladies.Weaker sex, indeed.:lol:

well gleber2....if it wasnt for men we wouldnt be that way!!!:o [lol]

Gleber2
03-Apr-06, 20:16
well gleber2....if it wasnt for men we wouldnt be that way!!!:o [lol]

Really??????????

connieb19
03-Apr-06, 20:53
What about John Wayne Bobbit???:eek: :eek:

Billy Boy
03-Apr-06, 21:10
Really??????????


Yes Gleber2 Really!!!! :p

Gleber2
03-Apr-06, 21:12
Yes Gleber2 Really!!!! :p

A little bit of chicken and egg don't you think? I don't care which came first.:confused:

Billy Boy
03-Apr-06, 21:14
A little bit of chicken and egg don't you think? I don't care which came first.:confused:

what makes you think i do :confused:

Gleber2
03-Apr-06, 21:16
what makes you think i do :confused:
I don't. That's something else I don't care about.[evil]

Billy Boy
03-Apr-06, 21:23
Goes to show!! You cannot underestimate the cunning, duplicious ways of the Ladies.Weaker sex, indeed.:lol:

Is that why gleber2 that many moons ago i heard you quote "that if it wasnt for the need to breed you would have nothing to do with women" :evil

teuchter
03-Apr-06, 21:27
Never mind the breeding, what about the cooking and cleaning?

Billy Boy
03-Apr-06, 21:29
Never mind the breeding, what about the cooking and cleaning?

maybe gleber2 manages that himself:lol:

Gleber2
03-Apr-06, 21:36
maybe gleber2 manages that himself:lol:

Right good cook, me and I like an orderly ship. Sapphire, dear lady, please tell me where I made that inflamatory remark aboot Wimen so that I can put it into context. Thank the good whatever deity exists that my breeding days are over and I can live in a female free environment. What peace,what tranquility. I don't mean all this really, I've got nothing against the fair sex apart from the fact the're wimen.:lol: :grin: :roll:

George Brims
03-Apr-06, 22:39
Some years ago one of the tabloids asked for revenge stories and got the following from the sister of a woman whose boyfriend cheated on her. She packed all her stuff to go home to her mother, and left the place spotless, except she put marmalade in the pockets of all his jackets and coats.