Last Christmas I gave you...

[mike.mckenzie]

food poisoning...

I went to my ex mrs for xmas dinner to see my lads. Had to eat with the ex mother in law and other in laws (anything to see my sons!)

Anyway, they knew I was away for Hogmanay (to Wick), so out of spite poisoned my turkey! The 12 hr journey to Wick was 'orrible, it gave me ever such a bad bout of the runs. Knocked me out for 3 days until I got there and my Grandmother had some Pepto Bismol ready for me.

Anyone else have any xmas day / festive season nightmares to share?

[Donnie]

Yeah well it wasn't Xmas but funnily enough I was born on the 25th of Dec. Well anyway a long while ago round about Easter time I got in to a little bit of an argument with this Italian chap. Any way he took it to heart strung me up and did all sorts to me. Anyway it all ended in my favour and I am here to tell the tale.