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Have you met someone with a strange name or heard of any?
There was a Dermotologist called Dr Body..[disgust]
Other names i've heard are:
Mona Lott.
Joanne Cant.
Penny Farthing.
Gordon Bennet.
Dwaine Pipe.
Dwaine Pipe. Surely someone isnt that cruel. funny though.
changilass
28-Mar-06, 14:42
Although not the name of a person, as a child in Keighley, Yorkshire, our local doctors surgery was at Killkmeny House
Dwaine Pipe. Surely someone isnt that cruel. funny though.
[lol] Funny is'nt it..
Pearl.E.White.
Rhoda Lott.
Chris Cross.
Harry Bunns.
Sophie Hurt.
:roll:
lorraine_2406
28-Mar-06, 14:45
When i lived in edinburgh my doctor was called Dr Marchant Wink and the funny thing about it he would sit and wink it was so funny
Anita Bath.
Anne Teak.
Chris.P.Bacon.
Dan.D.Lyons.
Gail Storm.
:lol:
Justin Time.
Anne Goes.
Earl.E.Bird.
A.Hooker.
Maggie Lerner.
:lol:
When I was away south there was a girl who worked with us called Anna Mull:)
When I was away south there was a girl who worked with us called Anna Mull:)
[lol] [lol] ye would'na of liked that very much chillie....Anna Mull..[lol]
[lol] [lol] ye would'na of liked that very much chillie....Anna Mull..[lol]
She was actuly a very nice person, but had cat like eye and a whiskery mustache.[lol]
She was actuly a very nice person, but had cat like eye and a whiskery mustache.[lol]
Could of been worse then chillie she could of had a big beak and small beady eyes...:lol:
Buttercup
28-Mar-06, 15:13
Have you met someone with a strange name or heard of any?
There was a Dermotologist called Dr Body..[disgust]
Other names i've heard are:
Mona Lott.
Joanne Cant.
Penny Farthing.
Gordon Bennet.
Dwaine Pipe.
I remember a friend assuring me there used to be - maybe still is - a doctor in the Mallaig area called Dr Donald Duck! [lol]
Adam Zapple.
Alec Tricity.
Alma Children.
Anita Harecutt.
Anne.T.Social.
Dale.E.Bread.
[lol] [lol] [lol]
There was a gent's hairdresser in Glasgow the owner was called Dan Druff:lol:
moose and Lindsay
28-Mar-06, 15:24
A friend of ours lives in Wick and his name is Alan Nutter
He signs things with just "A Nutter":lol:
It is so comical when u c it
Sorry Alan if u read this ;)
Eileen Sideways.
Frank Furter.
Joe King.
Lina Credit.
Misty Bus.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
used to know a Theresa Forrest
When I used to work on a helpdesk I once spoke to a Dr Pill and a Rev Heartless.
I heard a teacher shouting the name 'Iona Peach' not that long ago! Had me in hysterics!
This site has some crackers :)
http://www.namehumor.com/
I worked with a Dr Death down in Edinburgh
A friend was called Jenny Wren and she married and became Jenny Hen.
Looked after a baby called Donald Duck (thought they were teasing till they told me all the men in the family were called Donald!!)
2little2late
28-Mar-06, 17:16
On the news this afternoon there was an item about some scots girl who plays tennis in all weathers, she is coached by Andy Murray's mum. Anyway the girl's last name was Gater. I said to the wife
"I wonder if she has a brother called Ally"
Have you met someone with a strange name or heard of any?
There was a Dermotologist called Dr Body..[disgust]
Other names i've heard are:
Mona Lott.
Joanne Cant.
Penny Farthing.
Gordon Bennet.
Dwaine Pipe.
There is a guy in American football called Curry Burns and there used to be a quarterback named Larry Wanke. And to think, a Yorkie Bar is supposed to be a trucker's favourite ;o)
Our art teacher - Chris Moss
A trombone player from college - Jim Bone
A very unfortunate pupil - Chris Peacock - Memo to staff read please call him Christopher.
There was also a sandy balls in my school!
Sgt. Tim Chicken
some American soldier on the telly a few months ago.
we have a surgeon here in London, Ontario who specialises in vasectomies. His name? Dr. Sharp.
connieb19
28-Mar-06, 19:09
She was actuly a very nice person, but had cat like eye and a whiskery mustache.[lol]Isn't that the one you married Chillie?:confused:
When i lived in edinburgh my doctor was called Dr Marchant Wink and the funny thing about it he would sit and wink it was so funny
spooky , he was my doctor too! i've also been to see Dr Love
The Angel Of Death
28-Mar-06, 20:00
Knew a brother and sister called
Adam Nutter
And
Theresa Nutter
Thought it was a wind up at first as well
My Grandson was named Ferguson Spitfire Fitzpatrick by his loony parents!!....(I call him Buster!)
Met a bloke through a mutual friend who's surname was De Beur. And yes his parents were evil enough to call him Rupert.
I met a woman whose first name was Regurga. (surname not Tate LOL)
Still, kinda had a gag reflex thang going.
Sassy has the bestest list of funny names....cmon Sassy, lessee some.
Cedric Farthsbottom III
28-Mar-06, 21:22
Heard of an optician in Edinburgh called Mr Squint.Just think if his first name was Ian and his middle name was Christopher,then he would be Mr. I.C.Squint!!!!!
I also heard he had a cousin on his fathers side called Ivor,this chaps middle name was Peter and he had a problem with hitting the toilet bowl when he went to the loo...mind ye what would you expect from a guy called I.P.Squint!!!!!:lol: :lol:
There was also a grave digger called Doug Graves....[lol] [lol]
Cedric Farthsbottom III
28-Mar-06, 23:40
Then there was the guy who owned a lot of mad cats called..... Claude Allover
There was a lawyer called Laura Norder....(law & order)...[lol]
Cedric Farthsbottom III
28-Mar-06, 23:45
Then there was the lassie who always had a sore bum.....now what was her name....oh aye,Emma Roids.:Razz
I mind a boy when i was young called R . Smellie .
Cedric Farthsbottom III
28-Mar-06, 23:47
And who could forget the guy who's bum was always sticking out o' the hole in his troosers......Fred Bare.:o)
Cedric Farthsbottom III
28-Mar-06, 23:50
And who was the name o' the guy who tried to jump over the barbed wire fence oot at Keiss.......wis it no R.S.Torneaway.
Then there was the lassie who always had a sore bum.....now what was her name....oh aye,Emma Roids.:Razz
[lol] [lol] hee...hee...cedric...
Cedric Farthsbottom III
28-Mar-06, 23:57
Wis there no a guy oot at Thrumster who used to make woman's tights called Gus Sett.
There was a Doctor called Dr P Brain...:eyes
Cedric Farthsbottom III
29-Mar-06, 00:03
There was a Doctor called Dr P Brain...:eyes
Thats right Angela I remember him!!!:lol: :lol: Did he know used to have a male nurse wi' him who used to give ye an injection in the bum................sure his name was Ben Dover!!!!!:Razz
Thats right Angela I remember him!!!:lol: Did he know used to have a male nurse wi' him who used to give ye an injection in the bum................sure his name was Ben Dover!!!!!:Razz
Cedric i'm in stitches i dinna mind the male nurse[lol] [lol] do ya mind the receptionist she was called Paige Turner..
When I worked in the BT hoose there was a rumour that there was a man with the name Robert Sherunkle - Like anybody else I did not believe it until I looked it up on the directory and lo and behold there he was photograph as well
"Bob Sherunkle"
For anyone who knows what a EIN is look up "Bob Sherunkle" an please confirm this
Cedric Farthsbottom III
29-Mar-06, 00:16
Cedric i'm in stitches i dinna mind the male nurse[lol] [lol] do ya mind the receptionist she was called Paige Turner..
Here Angela who could forget Paige:lol: :lol: .Remember the Wee police guy who used to stand in the Market Square after the Waterfront came out....sure his name was Colin Allcars.
Cedric Farthsbottom III
29-Mar-06, 00:25
Mind ye I'm sure his partner was called Les.B.Avenue!!!!:Razz
Here Angela who could forget Paige:lol: :lol: .Remember the Wee police guy who used to stand in the Market Square after the Waterfront came out....sure his name was Colin Allcars.
Aye cedric i mind at..do ya mind his sidekick though he was the tall guy that used to stand at the bar in the waterfront looking for underage drinkers..was it Al Kaholic his name[lol]
Cedric Farthsbottom III
29-Mar-06, 00:33
Aye cedric i mind at..do ya mind his sidekick though he was the tall guy that used to stand at the bar in the waterfront looking for underage drinkers..was it Al Kaholic his name[lol]
Aye big Al I remember him.:lol: :lol: Remember his bouncer pal wis he no German,....Jurg Nokimmennen!!!!:Razz
Mind ye I'm sure his partner was called Les.B.Avenue!!!!:Razz
Aye that was him.. mind at night they arrested that guy who was trying to break the cash machine in bridge street was it Robin Banks his name was?:Razz
Cedric Farthsbottom III
29-Mar-06, 00:48
Aye that was him.. mind at night they arrested that guy who was trying to break the cash machine in bridge street was it Robin Banks his name was?:Razz
Aye Robin Banks....wit a man he was!!!!:lol: :lol: Remember the lassie who he used to go out wi......Lotta Loot!!
Cedric Farthsbottom III
29-Mar-06, 01:27
Is it true that theres a wee Chinese lassie that sings her heart oot every weekend in the Camps......Carrie Okie!!!!:grin:
Is it true that theres a wee Chinese lassie that sings her heart oot every weekend in the Camps......Carrie Okie!!!!:grin:
Aye..think she's got a mate that bop's away til her signing too! i'm sure he is called Dan Singh:grin:
Heavy Smokers they are too they might stop going in the camps noo since at wifie was in with the no smoking signs she is called Claire Deair..:lol:
The best real name I ever heard was "Tamarra Knight"
Poor girl....:p
dragonfly
29-Mar-06, 17:45
When I worked in the BT hoose there was a rumour that there was a man with the name Robert Sherunkle - Like anybody else I did not believe it until I looked it up on the directory and lo and behold there he was photograph as well
"Bob Sherunkle"
For anyone who knows what a EIN is look up "Bob Sherunkle" an please confirm this
I can confirm it for you, he used to call our dept, we also had a woman called Pritti Bhatti :lol:
Thank you dragonfly - I knew I wasnt imagining it. ......... wonder if he had an Aunt Fanny? Or would that be his sister?
Billy Boy
29-Mar-06, 19:55
i used to work with a guy called Les Bean, when i was in england:lol:
Hi - hope you don't mind me contributing a couple... used to know a physiotherapist called Rob Bendy. Also, I taught a boy called Karl Ling - very thoughtless of his parents, I thought!
My Great Grandmothers maiden name was,Fanny Hooker.It probably sounded quite nice at the time,American English wasn't around then.
Cedric Farthsbottom III
30-Mar-06, 21:25
Read a book at work today in how to make the best fried breakfast....was written by a guy called Chris.P.Bacon.:roll:
lassieinfife
30-Mar-06, 21:28
I went to school with a Heneretta Bird. ........Poor girl
Cedric Farthsbottom III
30-Mar-06, 21:39
Read a book about the making of the comedy series 'Steptoe and Son'.Went into all the details of the rag and bone trade.It was written by Ernie Oldiron.:Razz
cuddlepop
30-Mar-06, 21:50
Dr Maddocks in Glasgow.inthe Glasgow phone book there was someone listed as humpty dumpty....honest.
Inspector Tetley in charge of T division in Birmingham.
I M Trouble,incharge of crime prevention
Then there is the reported story of an aircraftsman called De'ath who got sick of his Flt Sgt calling him Death, so he changed his name to his mothers maiden name of Maurice. Not to be outdone the Flt Sgt thereafter referred to him as Rigger Maurice'.:grin:
Then of course the million dollar question, Willie Goforit?
Secret drinker,Heidi Fotka.
Hertz Van Rental..the guy round the corner who.s ever so obliging.
George Brims
30-Mar-06, 21:56
I knew a woman called Beverley who married a Dr Hills. Needless to say she likes to go by her maiden name. I also used to work with an electrical engineer called Doug Sparks.
Cedric Farthsbottom III
30-Mar-06, 22:17
Theres an auld book on the Chinese art of consuming as much alcohol as ye want in one night without going to the lavvy......written by Wan Lang Pee.
Theres another auld book on the Chinese art of consuming as much alcohol as ye want in one night but spend the rest o' the night at the lavvy.....written by Wan Lang Boke.:Razz
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