bit o fun to lighten the mood!

[annemarie482]

some of the most recent threads are heated and full of slanging matches!

so to lighten the mood a bit...........


if you could get your own back on a childhood bully.......hypothetically of course........what would you do to them and why!?!

[WickWitch]

I did it. I appeared looking extremely glamorous, thin and very sexily dressed with a gorgeous toyboy on my arm when they were short, dumpy and very scruffy!
Oh it felt so good and I didn't have to be nasty at all. I just smiled sweetly [smirk]

[joxville]

I'd attach an anchor to their genitalia then go for a 5 mile drive after which I'd hang them from a tree using cheese-wire then use them as dart practice. They'll think twice about bullying anyone again. :eek: ;)

[tonkatojo]

I'd attach an anchor to their genitalia then go for a 5 mile drive after which I'd hang them from a tree using cheese-wire then use them as dart practice. They'll think twice about bullying anyone again. :eek: ;)

Dear me, you must have had a hard time of it in your youth to be so bitter, pleased we never met !. ;)

I hasten to add I'm not and never have been a bully.

[WickWitch]

I'd attach an anchor to their genitalia then go for a 5 mile drive after which I'd hang them from a tree using cheese-wire then use them as dart practice. They'll think twice about bullying anyone again. :eek: ;)

Could you do mine too please?

[tonkatojo]

Could you do mine too please?


A bit confused I am :roll:, are you a witch or warlock ? :lol:

[webmannie]

Could you do mine too please?

What, you want joxville to attach an anchor to your genitalia then go for a 5 mile drive? LOL:lol::lol:

[WickWitch]

Haha, it's late!
I meant do my bullies :roll::lol:

[WickWitch]

Lobbs a squashed tomato at Webmannie and flings a flan at tonkatojo :)

[Alice in Blunderland]

Lobbs a squashed tomato at Webmannie and flings a flan at tonkatojo :)

And they both ducked and it missed them as they are a right jammy pair. :lol:

[Alice in Blunderland]

I'd attach an anchor to their genitalia then go for a 5 mile drive after which I'd hang them from a tree using cheese-wire then use them as dart practice. They'll think twice about bullying anyone again. :eek:


As for you Jox have you ever considered councilling as you seem to have some serious issues going on there. :eek: :Razz

[WickWitch]

And they both ducked and it missed them as they are a right jammy pair. :lol:

Luckily there was an upended trampoline behind them so as they stood up the tomato and flan rebounded and caught them behind the ear![lol]
It is getting very late isn't it :confused

[Alice in Blunderland]

Luckily there was an upended trampoline behind them so as they stood up the tomato and flan rebounded and caught them behind the ear![lol]
It is getting very late isn't it :confused

Yes I think they may actually have toddled of to bed with their glass of milk and comfort blankets.
:lol:

[WickWitch]

Yes I think they may actually have toddled of to bed with their glass of milk and comfort blankets.
:lol:

You forgot their dummies :lol:...I'll be getting told off for bullying!! ;)

[joxville]

I was never bullied but if I was then that's what I'd like to do to them.

[Alice in Blunderland]

I was never bullied but if I was then that's what I'd like to do to them.

Lucky, its a terrible thing to happen and what you have planned may seem light in the eyes of those who have been bullied. :)

[joxville]

I'd attach an anchor to their genitalia then go for a 5 mile drive after which I'd hang them from a tree using cheese-wire then use them as dart practice. They'll think twice about bullying anyone again.
On second thoughts, I'll change it from a cheese-wire to thong elastic....does anyone have any spare they could supply, how about you Alice? ;) :Razz



[lol]

[tonkatojo]

As for you Jox have you ever considered councilling as you seem to have some serious issues going on there. :eek: :Razz


I hope you are not suggesting JOX does counselling !. :roll:

[Alice in Blunderland]

On second thoughts, I'll change it from a cheese-wire to thong elastic....does anyone have any spare they could supply, how about you Alice?



[lol]


Hee hee try Edinburgh I did see some in a toilet bin once many moons ago. Cant think how it got there :lol: