The Scorrie

[Cedric Farthsbottom III]

THE SCORRIE
by Cedric Farthsbottom III


You saw me and I saw you
Our eyes they gave a glance
I walked on down the lonely street
But ye were taking no chance


Ye swooped and whelped above the road
I shouted up to you and said
Mr Scorrie please be kind
But don't poop on my head


You saw me and I saw you
We both ended up second best
For I walked poop free on to work
And ye went back to rest