Tymey
15-Mar-06, 17:06
There are a few, but go with it....
1) Read out loud. Very loud. And slowly.
2) While pointing to a very simple word, like 'the', ask the person next
to you if he/she can pronounce it for you.
3) While looking at your book, turn so you're facing the person. Then,
peer over the top of your book, and say "PEEK-A-BOO!!"
4) Put down your book, and look over and start reading the other persons
book, and, either 1) say "Ooo. Nice book." or 2) when he/she looks at
you, quickly pick up your book and act like your reading it.
5) Suddenly look over at him/her, and say, "You're one of THEM!"
6) Put down your book, and look at him/her. When he/she says something,
like "what?" then cut them off by saying "Are you accusing me of
something?!?"
7) Read your book. Upside down.
8) Read your book from right to left. And flip the pages the same way.
9) Flip the page every two or so seconds.
10) Pick up your book, put it down, and say, "Wow. That was a good book."
11) Read silently, and then as if speaking to the character in your book,
say, "No, Jim! It's a trap! Don't do it!!" Then turn to the person and reply
solemnly, "He did it." when he/she looks at you.
12) Turn to the person and ask, "Have you ever experienced déjà vu and
amnesia at the same time?"
13) Start arguing with yourself, then when he/she looks at you funny, say
"Ohh, I'm sorry. I was just telling my subconscious to be quiet."
14) Sit down, and then say to the person next to you, "Hi! My name's (…)
and I'm really glad to meet you."
15) Ask him/her if he/she knew there are eddies in the space/time
continuum.
16) Ask him/her what species he/she is.
17) Every so often, yelp in pain, and look at your feet.
18) Bring a bag or purse, and peer into it and say, "Got enough air in
their?"
or, "Settle down in there. I'm trying to read!"
19) Ask them what their name is, and then when they start to reply, cut
them off by saying, "No it isn't!"
20) Break the silence by making a bodily function noise, then say, "Wow!
That was a good one!"
21) Every time the person next to you turns the page, make a strange
sound, or a beep.
22) Announce the page number each time you turn a page.
23) Constantly shift in your seat, and if the person next to you asked
what is wrong, reply by saying, "I'm constipated. Hehe."
24) Spell every single word as you read it.
25) Chew gum with your mouth open, and smack your lips while reading.
26)Hold your book right next to your eyes.
27) Every few minutes, get up out of your chair, walk around the table,
and sit back down.
28) Bring a bag of cat food, and start snacking on it.
29) Bring a box of crunchy cereal, a bowl, and a spoon. Then dig in
messily, and crunch on it.
30) Ask them, "Got milk?"
31) Fall out of your seat, then say, "I meant to do that." Then do it
again. And again.
32) Bring one of those fans with a squirt bottle attached, and make it
look like you're attempting to squirt yourself, but hit them instead.
33) Put down your book, then say, "Hey, ya wanna trade?"
34) Without looking away from your book, say to no one in particular, "I
know what you did last summer."
35) While reading your book, start humming a single note until you're out
of breath, then collapse on the floor. Then get back up, and continue
reading like nothing happened.
36) While working at a laptop, suddenly stand up, and announce to every
one, "I have mail!!"
37) Start staring at the person, and when you have their attention, say
to
them, "Are you the one I'm stalking?"
1) Read out loud. Very loud. And slowly.
2) While pointing to a very simple word, like 'the', ask the person next
to you if he/she can pronounce it for you.
3) While looking at your book, turn so you're facing the person. Then,
peer over the top of your book, and say "PEEK-A-BOO!!"
4) Put down your book, and look over and start reading the other persons
book, and, either 1) say "Ooo. Nice book." or 2) when he/she looks at
you, quickly pick up your book and act like your reading it.
5) Suddenly look over at him/her, and say, "You're one of THEM!"
6) Put down your book, and look at him/her. When he/she says something,
like "what?" then cut them off by saying "Are you accusing me of
something?!?"
7) Read your book. Upside down.
8) Read your book from right to left. And flip the pages the same way.
9) Flip the page every two or so seconds.
10) Pick up your book, put it down, and say, "Wow. That was a good book."
11) Read silently, and then as if speaking to the character in your book,
say, "No, Jim! It's a trap! Don't do it!!" Then turn to the person and reply
solemnly, "He did it." when he/she looks at you.
12) Turn to the person and ask, "Have you ever experienced déjà vu and
amnesia at the same time?"
13) Start arguing with yourself, then when he/she looks at you funny, say
"Ohh, I'm sorry. I was just telling my subconscious to be quiet."
14) Sit down, and then say to the person next to you, "Hi! My name's (…)
and I'm really glad to meet you."
15) Ask him/her if he/she knew there are eddies in the space/time
continuum.
16) Ask him/her what species he/she is.
17) Every so often, yelp in pain, and look at your feet.
18) Bring a bag or purse, and peer into it and say, "Got enough air in
their?"
or, "Settle down in there. I'm trying to read!"
19) Ask them what their name is, and then when they start to reply, cut
them off by saying, "No it isn't!"
20) Break the silence by making a bodily function noise, then say, "Wow!
That was a good one!"
21) Every time the person next to you turns the page, make a strange
sound, or a beep.
22) Announce the page number each time you turn a page.
23) Constantly shift in your seat, and if the person next to you asked
what is wrong, reply by saying, "I'm constipated. Hehe."
24) Spell every single word as you read it.
25) Chew gum with your mouth open, and smack your lips while reading.
26)Hold your book right next to your eyes.
27) Every few minutes, get up out of your chair, walk around the table,
and sit back down.
28) Bring a bag of cat food, and start snacking on it.
29) Bring a box of crunchy cereal, a bowl, and a spoon. Then dig in
messily, and crunch on it.
30) Ask them, "Got milk?"
31) Fall out of your seat, then say, "I meant to do that." Then do it
again. And again.
32) Bring one of those fans with a squirt bottle attached, and make it
look like you're attempting to squirt yourself, but hit them instead.
33) Put down your book, then say, "Hey, ya wanna trade?"
34) Without looking away from your book, say to no one in particular, "I
know what you did last summer."
35) While reading your book, start humming a single note until you're out
of breath, then collapse on the floor. Then get back up, and continue
reading like nothing happened.
36) While working at a laptop, suddenly stand up, and announce to every
one, "I have mail!!"
37) Start staring at the person, and when you have their attention, say
to
them, "Are you the one I'm stalking?"