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willowbankbear
15-Mar-06, 10:09
Last wednesday , the boys in Harrolds butchers in Wick were just tidying up when they noticed a wee dog at the counter!

Johnny the boss roared at the dog to get out, which it did rather sharpish,then he carried on cleaning for a few minutes until he noticed that the dog had returned again, but this time Johnny noticed a piece of paper in the mutt`s mouth.

`Come here boy` he said to the dog,to which it duly walked over & dropped the note at Johnny`s feet. `smart wee dog` thinks Johnny to himself as he began to read the note.
It said`Can I have 12 sausages & a steak pie please` & there was a $10 note with the note, So Johnny went & got the dog his order,wrapped it,put it in a bag& gave him his change. At this the dog barked & left the shop.


Johnny then decided to follow this smart wee dog to see who in Wick could own such a smart doggie. So the wee dog went round the corner to the traffic light on Bridge street, stood on his hind legs,pressed the button & waited.....

As the lights changed the little dog walked across the road like any normal pedestrian,Johnny was impressed even more and kept walking after him. When the Doggie reached the bridge bus stop he sat down & waited. The Thurso Bus went by,the Town Bus went by,then came the Lybster Bus.
The wee doggie got up jumped onto the Bus paid his fare , then went & sat down, So seeing this Johnny got on & sat on the bus.

As the bus went out of town it made 3 stops then as it came close to Thrumster, the wee dog jumped up pressed the bell and got off as it stopped at the village, closely followed by Johnny.

He walked along Stewart Crescent and then cut along the back,kept going until he came to a wee house & walked into the garden,dropped the bag & charged up at the front door! BANG! The wee dog then made his way back down the path & did the same trick again!

As he got no answer, the wee dog ran to the side of the house,jumped up on the coal Bunker & nutted the window 3 times,then jumped off, ran back to the front,picked up the shopping bag, went to the front door and barked!

Now by this time ,Johnny is in absolute awe of this dog, when suddenly A man opens the front door,looks around then sees the dog & starts laying punches & kicks in him.

Johnny is horrified at this treatment,screams at the man`Dont ye dare hit that dog,that dog is a Genius he should be on telly`
The man replies "Genius!!!, Ill give ye Genius,see this genius as ye call him, well its the 3rd time this week that this Genius has forgotten his keys!!!!!

Mamabear
15-Mar-06, 10:24
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_20.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxmk121YYGB) http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_6.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxmk121YYGB) http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_19.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxmk121YYGB) Willowbankbear, that was your best joke yet ROFL

krieve
15-Mar-06, 11:35
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_1_213.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxmk121YYGB) good one willowbankbear

ice box
15-Mar-06, 18:56
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_6.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxmk121YYGB) wbb that is a cracker iam in stitches nice one mate .

Saveman
15-Mar-06, 18:58
Last wednesday , the boys in Harrolds butchers in Wick were just tidying up when they noticed a wee dog at the counter!

Johnny the boss roared at the dog to get out, which it did rather sharpish,then he carried on cleaning for a few minutes until he noticed that the dog had returned again, but this time Johnny noticed a piece of paper in the mutt`s mouth.

`Come here boy` he said to the dog,to which it duly walked over & dropped the note at Johnny`s feet. `smart wee dog` thinks Johnny to himself as he began to read the note.
It said`Can I have 12 sausages & a steak pie please` & there was a $10 note with the note, So Johnny went & got the dog his order,wrapped it,put it in a bag& gave him his change. At this the dog barked & left the shop.


Johnny then decided to follow this smart wee dog to see who in Wick could own such a smart doggie. So the wee dog went round the corner to the traffic light on Bridge street, stood on his hind legs,pressed the button & waited.....

As the lights changed the little dog walked across the road like any normal pedestrian,Johnny was impressed even more and kept walking after him. When the Doggie reached the bridge bus stop he sat down & waited. The Thurso Bus went by,the Town Bus went by,then came the Lybster Bus.
The wee doggie got up jumped onto the Bus paid his fare , then went & sat down, So seeing this Johnny got on & sat on the bus.

As the bus went out of town it made 3 stops then as it came close to Thrumster, the wee dog jumped up pressed the bell and got off as it stopped at the village, closely followed by Johnny.

He walked along Stewart Crescent and then cut along the back,kept going until he came to a wee house & walked into the garden,dropped the bag & charged up at the front door! BANG! The wee dog then made his way back down the path & did the same trick again!

As he got no answer, the wee dog ran to the side of the house,jumped up on the coal Bunker & nutted the window 3 times,then jumped off, ran back to the front,picked up the shopping bag, went to the front door and barked!

Now by this time ,Johnny is in absolute awe of this dog, when suddenly A man opens the front door,looks around then sees the dog & starts laying punches & kicks in him.

Johnny is horrified at this treatment,screams at the man`Dont ye dare hit that dog,that dog is a Genius he should be on telly`
The man replies "Genius!!!, Ill give ye Genius,see this genius as ye call him, well its the 3rd time this week that this Genius has forgotten his keys!!!!!


I thought it was a real story until I seen the dollar sign! :lol:

connieb19
15-Mar-06, 19:03
This is the first post I've read since finishing work and I'm laughing away...cant wait to get on to the rest now[lol] Thanks Willowbankbear!!

ice box
15-Mar-06, 19:08
I thought it was a real story until I seen the dollar sign! :lol:
i was the same then seen the dollar sign lol

willowbankbear
15-Mar-06, 19:18
Well I would have stuck 1 in but I dont have any on my keyboard:confused: [lol]

And who wants to join my clique?? I see my fav. Orgers are on, any takers?[lol]

Liz
15-Mar-06, 19:22
I was nearly taken in as well!

Good one!:lol:

Saveman
15-Mar-06, 19:23
Well I would have stuck 1 in but I dont have any on my keyboard:confused: [lol]

And who wants to join my clique?? I see my fav. Orgers are on, any takers?[lol]

What's the benefits package??

angela5
15-Mar-06, 21:01
What's the benefits package??

yeh! what's the benefits package?? and seeing as i found somewhere bigger than a red phone box for the non-existent clique to meet...anychance i can join your .clique willowbankbear..

Rheghead i'm sure willowbankbear will invite you to...
he won't want anyone to take the hoof! :lol:

willowbankbear
15-Mar-06, 21:15
I cant see why Rheghead cant come in to my clique or CLICK-Eh?, Angela5 this imaginary clique is for every1 affected by the Sensational accusations of Carasmam last night, us poor wee cleekers :Razz What a load of nutse that was.

Doolally
15-Mar-06, 22:36
Nice one. Definately the best I've seen for a long time.

Cedric Farthsbottom III
15-Mar-06, 22:43
Nice one. Definately the best I've seen for a long time.

Totally agree Doolally.The funniest joke I've read since the Clydesdale Horse offspring.........:lol: :lol: .As for the clique though Willowbankbear.......did one this mornin'.

connieb19
15-Mar-06, 22:47
Totally agree Doolally.The funniest joke I've read since the Clydesdale Horse offspring.........:lol: :lol: .As for the clique though Willowbankbear.......did one this mornin'.Clydesdale horse offspring? Have I missed something? :confused:

Cedric Farthsbottom III
15-Mar-06, 22:52
Clydesdale horse offspring? Have I missed something? :confused:

The photography thread,last page.I'll no spoil it for ye though Connie pal !!!! :lol::lol:

Cedric Farthsbottom III
15-Mar-06, 22:57
The photography thread,last page.I'll no spoil it for ye though Connie pal !!!! :lol::lol:

Cedric yer slevering again!!!!!Sorry,Connie wrong thread its in the wackiest hotel one...opticians tomorrow!!!!:lol:

2little2late
15-Mar-06, 23:03
Last summer, I went to D E shoes for a pair of flip flops to wear on Reiss beach. They cost me 3.99. It wasn't until I got home and found I had two left ones and ended up with a pair of flip flips. :lol:

willowbankbear
15-Mar-06, 23:05
Hey Ive got 2 wee boxes now thanks guys, at least ive made somebody smile today:D

Cedric Farthsbottom III
15-Mar-06, 23:10
Hey Ive got 2 wee boxes now thanks guys, at least ive made somebody smile today:D

Aye ye did that......Tried to rep ye but I was told that I have to buy some Flora and spread it around!!!!:lol: :lol:

Cedric Farthsbottom III
15-Mar-06, 23:12
Last summer, I went to D E shoes for a pair of flip flops to wear on Reiss beach. They cost me 3.99. It wasn't until I got home and found I had two left ones and ended up with a pair of flip flips. :lol:

Same for yourself jokemeister.....two tubs of Flora on the shopping list this week!!!!:lol: :lol:

wickerinca
16-Mar-06, 04:41
I cant see why Rheghead cant come in to my clique or CLICK-Eh?, Angela5 this imaginary clique is for every1 affected by the Sensational accusations of Carasmam last night, us poor wee cleekers :Razz What a load of nutse that was.

Great story WBB!! The dollar sign didn't click with me but did think it funny that Johnny would get on the bus??!!

What was Carasmam on about........had a look but couldn't find the thread. Don't tell me I missed something exciting!!

krieve
16-Mar-06, 11:49
Great story WBB!! The dollar sign didn't click with me but did think it funny that Johnny would get on the bus??!!

What was Carasmam on about........had a look but couldn't find the thread. Don't tell me I missed something exciting!!
here is what you are looking for i think



http://forum.caithness.org/showthread.php?t=7707&page=8