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The Pepsi Challenge
10-Mar-06, 07:17
... on the whole I'd rather be in Wick.
Sporran
10-Mar-06, 07:39
She was charming and polite,
And was not of great height,
She married a tall Yankee,
Who took her across the sea,
She there lived her life,
As his wee Scottish wife,
And now she lies here,
The poor little dear!
Ann
10-Mar-06, 09:55
Howld oan a wee meenad, what 'e PIN for Heaven?
beetlecrusher
10-Mar-06, 10:25
I told you I wasn't very well.
squidge
10-Mar-06, 12:10
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee[lol]
teuchter
10-Mar-06, 14:18
Written in very small print
"If your reading this,
i'm looking up your skirt"
katarina
10-Mar-06, 14:36
If there is a here-after, then her life is bliss
If there is not - well she made the most of this!
Sianymo
10-Mar-06, 15:09
I'll Be Back!

:p
cuddlepop
10-Mar-06, 15:18
Gone but not forgotten,especially by the servive providers(they.d probably dig me up again just to make sure i'm really dead)[lol]
Praetorian
10-Mar-06, 18:37
Death is but a Door
Time is is just a Window
I'll be back
landmarker
10-Mar-06, 18:48
'life goes on within you and without you'

...or was it 'flows' I dunno. Better get it right before I book the stonemason eh?
2little2late
10-Mar-06, 18:49
Here lies a brilliant man. The world will be a lesser place without him.
landmarker
10-Mar-06, 18:54
Here lies a brilliant man. The world will be a lesser place without him.

Blimey! We are in the presence of greatness it seems.
2little2late
10-Mar-06, 19:02
Blimey! We are in the presence of greatness it seems.
We can all dream. [lol] [lol]
DrSzin
10-Mar-06, 19:32
Now wash your hands
Saveman
10-Mar-06, 19:39
Tread Quietly - I'm Trying to Sleep
Saveman
10-Mar-06, 19:40
I Did Say My Back Was Killing Me, But Would You Believe Me??
tillygirl
10-Mar-06, 19:44
Whoo hoo what a ride!
Dog Warden
10-Mar-06, 20:27
There's free bags at the service point please use them!!
willowbankbear
10-Mar-06, 21:20
Always look on the bright side of life
Bobinovich
10-Mar-06, 23:11
My headstone would probably comprise a Start button which, when pressed, plays a Microsoft Shut Down WAV file which drifts off into a manic laugh for sheer badness!![smirk]
phoenix
10-Mar-06, 23:34
:eek:[para] Here lies an orger! [para]:eek:
scorrie
10-Mar-06, 23:37
"Game Over, now please press button 1 to vote Scorrie out of the Big Brother Coffin"
Cedric Farthsbottom III
10-Mar-06, 23:41
"Will the last one out.......please switch off the lights!!!!!":grin:
Wizzbang
11-Mar-06, 00:14
Computer says No!
Liz
11-Mar-06, 00:15
Where now?!!!!
M Fraser
11-Mar-06, 00:20
under this sod lies another
Jeid
11-Mar-06, 01:24
i think i would like something geeky.

I anticipate this...

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Rheghead
11-Mar-06, 01:57
He thought rot, he spoke rot, he did rot.;)
Kenn
11-Mar-06, 02:17
No more alarm clocks!
Moira
11-Mar-06, 02:23
Used to be "Top of the Heap" ...
crayola
11-Mar-06, 02:31
Every witch way but loose
star
11-Mar-06, 20:23
Here lies an Atheist
All dressed up
And no place to go.
nicnak
11-Mar-06, 21:47
"look over your shoulder!" lol
angela5
11-Mar-06, 23:13
"go away i am sleeping"
canuck
12-Mar-06, 01:35
Her last words were "not just yet God, I have one more lab report to get in."
Julia
12-Mar-06, 23:14
To quote Spike Milligan, "I told you I was ill"
JimH
13-Mar-06, 15:40
Finally conked out - Do not restart. please!
krieve
13-Mar-06, 16:03
stop standing on me
ice box
13-Mar-06, 23:34
U walked over me in life don't do it in death.
connieb19
13-Mar-06, 23:41
She always said her feet were killing her
but no-one believed her!! ;)
pultneytooner
13-Mar-06, 23:52
Remember man as you walk by, as you are now so once was I, as I am now, so you will be, so prepare for death and follow me.
Whitewater
14-Mar-06, 12:18
R.I.P. (Return if possible)
teuchter
14-Mar-06, 14:14
Lives of great men all remind us
We can make our lives sublime
And, departing, leave behind us
Footprints on the Sands of Time.
ronmck
14-Mar-06, 14:17
R. I. P. (Reared In Poltney)
krieve
14-Mar-06, 14:38
you haunted me in life now its my turn