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grantyg
10-Mar-06, 00:07
Emailed to me from a hormonal female pal......................

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFE! : I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.

And remember: Money talks... but chocolate sings.
Another thing to giggle about... My significant other, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me diamonds.
Here have some chocolate.

tommy1979
10-Mar-06, 00:13
SUICIDE: Yes your bum looks big in that...no more chocolate for you :evil

Bingobabe
10-Mar-06, 00:54
SUICIDE: Yes your bum looks big in that...no more chocolate for you :evil

AYE DO YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE MUCH:evil LOL
A response from your significant other heheheheheh

cuddlepop
10-Mar-06, 11:30
Oh how true,want chocolate and want it Now.....:lol:

jings00
10-Mar-06, 15:31
Why does it take two women with PMT to change a lightbulb??
BECAUSE IT DOES, RIGHT? rarrrrrrrr.

Saveman
10-Mar-06, 16:51
<snip>Money talks... but chocolate sings. <snip>


Can I use this as my sig for a while? I'll credit you of course... :)

krieve
10-Mar-06, 17:53
lol true but i do think men have days in the month as well when they will bite your head of for the slightest things here are a list of the days to watch out for .......
the 1st,2nd,3rd,4th,5th,6th,7th,8th,9th,10th,11th,12th ,13th,14th,
15th,16th,17th,18th,19th,20th,21st,22nd,23rd,24th, 25th,26th,27th,
28th,29th30th,and the 31st depending on the month lol