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Cedric Farthsbottom III
09-Mar-06, 23:52
When does a Chineseman go to the dentist?


Tooth-hurty!!!!!!:eek:

Cedric Farthsbottom III
10-Mar-06, 00:14
Its the day of the insects Football Cup Final.

The earwigs versus the ants.The first half is boring and nothing much happened.

Three quarters into the second half and the earwig coach decides to send on one o' his subs.The only problem is its the smallest wee earwig in the team and they cannae find a shirt.Suddenly the kit earwig says,"There is a shirt that will fit him but its got the number 0 on the back will the referee accept it."

The manager knows he has no choice so he throws on the wee earwig and in the last seconds the wee earwig scores the winning goal.

What does the crowd sing as the earwigs lift the cup?

Earwig 0,Earwig 0,Earwig 0!!!!:lol: :lol:

2little2late
10-Mar-06, 00:16
Heard both these jokes mate but earwig o is the best one.

golach
10-Mar-06, 00:20
Both are good, I like these type o jokes:lol:

Cedric Farthsbottom III
10-Mar-06, 00:57
Two guys,each 100 years of age are sitting on a park bench.

The first man says,"I can remember the day when ye could get a pack o' fags and a loaf o' bread for 2p."

The second man says,"Ye know what, it would just be good to know how to remember!!!!!!!" :lol:

pedromcgrory
10-Mar-06, 03:17
never heard such rubbish

Rheghead
10-Mar-06, 03:27
I mind I fell off me dinosaur the last time I erd 'em:o

Chillie
10-Mar-06, 03:40
never heard such rubbish

I agree with you but collect enough rubbish then yer quids in:lol: :lol:

canuck
10-Mar-06, 04:07
Its the day of the insects Football Cup Final.

The earwigs versus the ants.The first half is boring and nothing much happened.

Three quarters into the second half and the earwig coach decides to send on one o' his subs.The only problem is its the smallest wee earwig in the team and they cannae find a shirt.Suddenly the kit earwig says,"There is a shirt that will fit him but its got the number 0 on the back will the referee accept it."

The manager knows he has no choice so he throws on the wee earwig and in the last seconds the wee earwig scores the winning goal.

What does the crowd sing as the earwigs lift the cup?

Earwig 0,Earwig 0,Earwig 0!!!!:lol: :lol:


As a starting player for the ants team I am wondering if it is appropriate to be discussing such major league level football scores on the forum.