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crayola
30-May-09, 00:11
I've been inspired by Orger Curry Night (http://forum.caithness.org/showthread.php?t=77388).

Which orger would you curry, what would you call the dish and what would be its strongest features?

I'll start with Lamb Rogan Jox. It's hot and spicy but not too hot to burn your mouth and it has a good aftertaste. I can't wait for my first bite. ;)

Whom would you curry?

changilass
30-May-09, 00:14
You just know this is gonna end up getting personal, so wont bother lol

Vistravi
30-May-09, 00:18
Crayola you know this thread is going to end up removed due to personal insults like your last one did. Don't bother.:roll:

crayola
30-May-09, 00:20
This isn't personal, it's interpersonal. The idea is to show our respect to orgers we like by spicing them up and eating them. What's wrong with that? :D

golach
30-May-09, 00:26
Sorry, Crayola, I too think you are being a Troll, this type of thread is non productive, to the Org

butterfly
30-May-09, 00:27
Crayola,when i saw your thread i thought oh no here we go again!

Vistravi
30-May-09, 00:29
Are you missing a cog Crayola?

You've just had a thread removed that was similar to this which ended up in insults and you're wanting to start another one. :confused

The mods will close it as it will go exactly the same way as the other one went.

Do everyone a favar and close it yourself.

crayola
30-May-09, 01:22
Oh dearest Orgers, has our beautiful bonhomie finally been sacrificed on the embers of the funeral pyre that so cruelly consumed its once-renowned collective social consciousness?

Come on all ye Orgers, rise up and defeat the bitter bipartisan bickering a once-renowned ex-Orger has today informed me has kicked a thread on the Great and the Good of Caithnness into the depths of a bottomless bunker beneath the uncharted Land of Mod where there reputedly be massive intellects and fire-breathing dragons.

Rise ye up one and all and renounce thy bickering for thou shallt not rejoice upon the glory of the great Mod if thou dost evade laughter in thy lives. Fear thee not, for ye great Mod shall wait upon thee in ye Olde Org Jail. For I have visited there alone and there is nothing to fear but fear itself. Cook ye with strong spices and ye shall learn. Cook ye not with grand spices and ye shall not learn. It is thine choice not mine. :(

Let us pick up our broomsticks and fly high and rejoice in the friendship of our special county.

Let us Cook.

Amen.

golach
30-May-09, 01:26
Crayola, have you not realised, the normal and sensible Ogers do not give a monkeys cuss, about your posts[lol]

greenasiamcabbagelooking
30-May-09, 01:29
Crayola stop trying to post interesting and entertaining threads.

i prefer to read posts where everybody agrees with everybody else and no-one posts anything 'outside the box'.

these kind of threads (humourous and irreverent) are very un-Caithness and should be banned, in fact you should be banned .... and then publicly flogged

butterfly
30-May-09, 01:33
oh dear,here we go........................

crayola
30-May-09, 01:33
And who be they in your most gracious of opinions? Are they those you would cook or those you would merely curry favour with? Cumin and shelter from the chili winds with us.

greenasiamcabbagelooking
30-May-09, 01:37
the normal and sensible [lol]

'old and boring' they be

crayola
30-May-09, 01:58
Crayola stop trying to post interesting and entertaining threads.

i prefer to read posts where everybody agrees with everybody else and no-one posts anything 'outside the box'.

these kind of threads (humourous and irreverent) are very un-Caithness and should be banned, in fact you should be banned .... and then publicly flogged
As a loyal Orger I shall submit to such public humiliation as may be deemed appropriate by the Orgerati and fire-breathing dragons that inhabit the quads and the cloisters of the Palace of Mod. But I most respectfully request that they consider the traditional punishments more befitting to a longstanding member of the sisterhood. Burning alive or trial by ducking stool are surely sufficiently humble requests to be granted ex officio. May I request that the phall of crayola be executed to the tune of the sax of one Julian Smith wearing his best scotch bonnet? It will be hot!

joxville
30-May-09, 02:07
Hmm....there goes what could have been a humourous thread. As the only one to have been 'curried' I don't feel insulted. Oh well, the thought police win again.

crayola
30-May-09, 02:15
Do not give in so easily to those who seek to spoil our culinary experiment JV. Those that are best loved shall be eaten first.

porshiepoo
30-May-09, 07:48
I shall watch the destruction of this thread with hilarity :lol:
However I am not inventive enough to come up with anything that will do the Org Curry justice Crayola. ;)

joxville
30-May-09, 10:03
Do not give in so easily to those who seek to spoil our culinary experiment JV. Those that are best loved shall be eaten first.

Whilst others just leave a nasty taste in the mouth. ;) [lol]

Gene Hunt
30-May-09, 10:48
Have to be the Crayola Phall with a side order of Naga Chilli's. Served in a Restaurant where no water is served and the only liquid available is Lager. It's obviously very spicy and, like its namesakes posts will make your eyes widen to soup plate proportions at its effects.

Or maybe the Percy Gurkha Curry. Had to be said.

Or maybe the Org Grammar Tikka Masalla. Thats where you can only order what you can actually spell on the menu. Without looking at it.

Or the Northerner Curry Bhuna, puts a smile on your face but it drifts in and out of the Menu.

Or the Org Boy Racer Tikka, thats where the waiter pitches up in a Citroen Saxo with big alloys and twin exhausts and wont give you your food unless you agree to race him.

Or the Org Anti Humour Korma, thats where you arent even allowed in to the restaurant unless you promise not to say anything controversial. Usually ends up with the diners agreeing then ordering the Humour Bhuna, twelve pints of lager each and proceeding to ignore the house rules and take the mickey out of the other customers. Especially the insecure sensitve ones who get offended at everything. Its bland and best avoided.

crayola
30-May-09, 14:09
Northener would make a great Mother Bindaloo.

If you order it at the Stagecoach Mahal make sure you've bindaloo before you go because they don't have any!

rich
30-May-09, 21:30
This thread is curried tripe.

cuddlepop
30-May-09, 21:40
This thread is curried tripe.



.....with onions.:lol:

unicorn
30-May-09, 21:44
I would cook nobody cos I think it is illegal and I don't fancy going to the nick :eek:

catran
30-May-09, 22:17
I've been inspired by Orger Curry Night (http://forum.caithness.org/showthread.php?t=77388).

Which orger would you curry, what would you call the dish and what would be its strongest features?

I'll start with Lamb Rogan Jox. It's hot and spicy but not too hot to burn your mouth and it has a good aftertaste. I can't wait for my first bite. ;)

Whom would you curry?
The lot with a few exceptions.:lol:

Invisible
30-May-09, 22:55
This isn't personal, it's interpersonal. The idea is to show our respect to orgers we like by spicing them up and eating them. What's wrong with that? :D

personally crayola i dont think there is anything wrong with this a bit of banter eh?

So if i had crayola curry would it taste of wax and be multicolored?[lol]

wifie
30-May-09, 23:08
personally crayola i dont think there is anything wrong with this a bit of banter eh?

So if i had crayola curry would it taste of wax and be multicolored?[lol]

Nah yer face would be multi-coloured after the Humour Bhuna - could see you goin for that one Invis! [lol]

Invisible
30-May-09, 23:11
Nah yer face would be multi-coloured after the Humour Bhuna - could see you goin for that one Invis! [lol]

hmmm i doubt it cos I'm not particularly fussy on curry. well only the mild ones.

wifie
30-May-09, 23:20
hmmm i doubt it cos I'm not particularly fussy on curry. well only the mild ones.

I refer you to Gene's post in this thread! That is why I thought you might enjoy that particular "curry". [lol]

Invisible
30-May-09, 23:50
I refer you to Gene's post in this thread! That is why I thought you might enjoy that particular "curry". [lol]

oh i see, yeah i get it now.[lol]

hotrod4
31-May-09, 13:38
Eat me Eat me!!!!!!![lol]
Served with my Nans bread on the side and a wee bit of Goulash to wash it down with!!!;)

scorrie
31-May-09, 14:30
Eat me Eat me!!!!!!![lol]
Served with my Nans bread on the side and a wee bit of Goulash to wash it down with!!!;)

Shouldn't that be a wee bit of Golach? ;)

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31-May-09, 17:03
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I would cook all of the above mmm , mixed curry:lol::eek:

Margaret M.
31-May-09, 19:46
Margaret M. (http://forum.caithness.org/member.php?u=444)
I would cook all of the above mmm , mixed curry:lol::eek:


LOL, I'm afraid to ask why so I'll just assume that you like your curries really sweet!

crayola
31-May-09, 22:49
May I recommend king prawn butterfly?

I was recommended chicken balto but it made me sick. [disgust]

crayola
31-May-09, 22:58
This thread is curried tripe.
Ghosht, that sounds offal! [disgust]

butterfly
31-May-09, 23:52
May I recommend king prawn butterfly?

Chicken balto isn't bad either.


Mmmm King Prawn butterfly sounds tasty lol!

floyed
01-Jun-09, 08:09
LOL, I'm afraid to ask why so I'll just assume that you like your curries really sweet!


Well we have a mixed bunch on here some sweet, some sour:lol: and some spicy:eek:!! But you definetly come under the sweet!

crayola
01-Jun-09, 09:11
Don't forgot the Hot ones! :D

wifie
01-Jun-09, 09:33
I dare say there will be quite a few of those around in this weather - but mibbe no the heat you were meanin crayola! ;)

crayola
01-Jun-09, 10:09
A nice glass of changi lassi should cool them down. :)

floyed
01-Jun-09, 13:23
Don't forgot the Hot ones! :D


OOPS forgot about us hot ones lol:lol:

wifie
01-Jun-09, 16:09
I often find curry Too Bloody Hot (esp in this weather) but I am sure I could add something to cool it down.

crayola
04-Jun-09, 10:04
You could follow it up with a cool mango kulfipop. :)

crayola
13-Jun-09, 00:26
This thread is curried tripe.
I prefer a rich curry cooked on a peat bbq.

Rheghead
13-Jun-09, 04:58
I would only curry myself, that way I won't need any nutritional labelling.

crayola
13-Jun-09, 16:03
Rheghead, I think you've found a new version of number 16 on this list How To Love Yourself In 17 Ways (http://www.attractionmindmap.com/how-to-love-yourself-in-17-ways/)

16. Curry yourself. It is important that you strengthen yourself with proper nutrition and regular exercise before you eat yourself. Your body is a temple and you should treat it with respect, love and care. It has been found that the lack of self love is often the root causes of conditions like eating disorders, obesity or even terminal diseases and poor flavour.

joxville
13-Jun-09, 16:19
Rheghead, I think you've found a new version of number 16 on this list How To Love Yourself In 17 Ways (http://www.attractionmindmap.com/how-to-love-yourself-in-17-ways/)

16. Curry yourself. It is important that you strengthen yourself with proper nutrition and regular exercise before you eat yourself. Your body is a temple and you should treat it with respect, love and care. It has been found that the lack of self love is often the root causes of conditions like eating disorders, obesity or even terminal diseases and poor flavour.


All the temples I've seen have been ruins. [lol]

crayola
15-Jun-09, 00:06
My temples are in good shape and I have no wrinkles. :)

Vistravi
15-Jun-09, 00:39
My temples are in good shape and I have no wrinkles. :)

My temple is in excelltent shape too crayola. Only 20 years on the clock. ;)
How about a Vistravi tikka massala with nann bread to soak the sauce up? :)

joxville
15-Jun-09, 20:10
My temples are in good shape and I have no wrinkles. :)

I didn't know you could buy Oil of Olay in 40 gallon drums! [lol]

scorrie
16-Jun-09, 00:24
My temples are in good shape and I have no wrinkles. :)

We TOTALLY believe you:-

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i237/scorrie57/Shar-PeiArt.jpg

;)

oldmarine
16-Jun-09, 00:54
I don't cook, but my wife prepares an excellent Green Chilie Caserole. Hope that qualifies.

crayola
16-Jun-09, 10:27
I didn't know you could buy Oil of Olay in 40 gallon drums! [lol]
Nor did I. Where can I buy them and how much is delivery?

My temple is in excelltent shape too crayola. Only 20 years on the clock. ;)
How about a Vistravi tikka massala with nann bread to soak the sauce up? :)
Sounds good but don't make the sauce with Oil of Olay by mistake!

crayola
25-Jun-09, 00:25
Since today is orger curry day, I'm pleased to announce some delicious new dishes on our a la carte menu:

Metalatikka Massalla
Chicken MrJollyfrezi
Methi-attakk gosht
Aloos in bhuna lamb

Tonight's special is a traditional Indo-American hybrid : BoozeBhaji burger with HarbourFest relish and Psychic Sauce

Sadly, there are no starters this month because we've lost our Pakora Toboggan.

There's free parking for both prams and broomsticks

crayola
26-Aug-09, 00:49
This week's special for Orger Curry night is

Tandoori John Rosie with Garlic roadsigns

I've just been told he's an orger but they wouldn't tell me his Org name. :~(

scorrie
26-Aug-09, 00:53
This week' special for Orger Curry night is

Tandoori John Rosie with Garlic roadsigns

I've just been told he's an orger but they wouldn't tell me his Org name. :~(

I don't know his org name either, but I know his photo once appeared in Viz magazine.