Whats for dinner?

[Vistravi]

Can't eat pork,

Swine flu...



Can't eat chicken,

Bird flu.



Can't eat Beef,

Mad cow....



Can't eat eggs,

Salmonella.



Can't eat fish,

heavy metal poisons in their waters.



Can't eat fruits and veggies,

insecticides and herbicides.



Hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I believe that leaves Chocolate and ice cream!!!!!!!!
[lol][lol][lol]

[shazzap]

Can't eat pork,

Swine flu...



Can't eat chicken,

Bird flu.



Can't eat Beef,

Mad cow....



Can't eat eggs,

Salmonella.



Can't eat fish,

heavy metal poisons in their waters.



Can't eat fruits and veggies,

insecticides and herbicides.



Hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M

M

M

M

M

M

M

M

M

M

M



I believe that leaves Chocolate and ice cream!!!!!!!!
[lol][lol][lol]


Friends off facebook sent me this today in an email quite funny i think.

[shazzap]

How about this one.




Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an unhappy
Marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems
By taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself
As thebeneficiary, and then arranging to have her killed.



A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious
Dark-sideunderworld figure who went by the name of 'Artie.'



Artie then explained to the husband that his going price
For snuffing out aspouse was £5,000.



The husband said he was willing to pay that amount, but
That hewouldn't have any cash on hand until he could
Collect his wife'sinsurance money.



Artie insisted on being paid at least something up front,
So the manopened his wallet, displaying a one pound
Note that restedinside. Artie sighed, rolled his eyes, &
Reluctantly agreed toaccept the pound as down payment
For the dirty deed.



A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the
Local Tesco's store. There, he surprised her in the
Produce department & proceeded to strangle her with
His gloved hands & as the poor unsuspecting woman drew
Her last breath she slumped to the floor........



The manager of the produce department stumbled
Unexpectedly onto themurder scene. Unwilling to leave
Any living witnesses behind, ol' Artiehad no choice but
To strangle the produce manager as well.



However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were
Captured by thehidden security cameras & observed by
The store's security guard,who immediately called the
Police. Artie was caught & arrestedbefore he could even
Leave the store.



Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie
Revealed the whole sordid plan, including his unusual
Financialarrangements with the hapless husband who
Was also quickly arrested.



The next day in the newspaper, the headline declared .....









(You're going to hate me for this ... )










' ARTIE CHOKES 2 for a pound at Tesco's !'