Knock Knock

[David Banks]

Who's there?
Susan
Susan who?

[David Banks]

susands and susands o' wee beasties.

Knock Knock.
Whose there ?
Mary.
Mary who ?

[joxville]

Mary these awful jokes!

(Say it a Glasgow accent)

[David Banks]

Thanks Joxville.
You were close. Try:

Mary the wee beasties.

Knock Knock.
Whose there ?
Consumption.
Consumption who ?

[David Banks]

Consumption no been done aboot a' these wee beasties ?

The end (thankfully).