Cedric Farthsbottom III
28-Apr-09, 14:58
One afternoon,a lecturer turned to his science class and gave them a project to try.They were all to come back the next day and hand in their conclusion.
The project was they would all be given a small glass of pee.They had to assess if their was salt in it.
The Scientist student went home took all his test tubes out,conducted several experiments and got to bed at 4am.
The Pseudo scientist went to the pub had twenty pints and got to bed at 4am.
The following day the lecturer asked them for their conclusions.
The Scientist said,"Through all my experiments I can conclude there is salt in the urine."
The Pseudo Scientist,said,"Yep,there is salt in the urine."
The lecturer awards them both pass marks.
The Scientist turns to the Pseudo Scientist and says,"How did you manage to get that right,you were in the pub the whole night."
"Easy,"said the Pseudo scientist,"this morning just before I went into the lecture,I stuck ma finger in the glass and tried it."!!!!!!!!!:lol::lol:
The project was they would all be given a small glass of pee.They had to assess if their was salt in it.
The Scientist student went home took all his test tubes out,conducted several experiments and got to bed at 4am.
The Pseudo scientist went to the pub had twenty pints and got to bed at 4am.
The following day the lecturer asked them for their conclusions.
The Scientist said,"Through all my experiments I can conclude there is salt in the urine."
The Pseudo Scientist,said,"Yep,there is salt in the urine."
The lecturer awards them both pass marks.
The Scientist turns to the Pseudo Scientist and says,"How did you manage to get that right,you were in the pub the whole night."
"Easy,"said the Pseudo scientist,"this morning just before I went into the lecture,I stuck ma finger in the glass and tried it."!!!!!!!!!:lol::lol: