Happy Birthday A Cameron

[Billy Boy]

Working for the council
You'll see him emptying bin's
Doing all that dirty work
It must be pay back for his sin's :evil

And nearly every morning
You can almost hear his crie's
Of Stop, Stop there's Johnstones
I really need ma pie's :cry:

Now Mr Boo as he's known by some
Canna live without his pie's
And if he tries to tell you differently
Just remember, He tell's Lie's [evil]

So now he's clocking up the 40's
It's onwards & outwards from here
So have a Happy Birthday
An go canny on the beer!!! :p

[golach]

Congrats Angy, dinna set fire till Springpark wi all the candles

[Alice in Blunderland]

:eyes Oh my gosh you clever boy
you made a lovely ditty
if birthday boy misses this
It will be an awfull pity:o)

[DrSzin]

Happy Birthday AC! Hope to catch up with you over a pint or three again some day.

Nice poem billy boy. :) Although I'm sure Mr C doesn't really tell lies about pies lol.

[Billy Boy]

You aint seen angy if he doesna get his pie's lol[evil]

[sassylass]

Happy Birthday to a terrific guy! from your pal Sass

[canuck]

Happy Birthday, A Cameron. As you are one of the quiz room faithful and champion of the quick responses, we will bring cake on Sunday to celebrate. Enjoy today though; snow, candles, pies and all.

[connieb19]

Happy Birthday Acameron... your behavior in the chatroom is excused now i know you're an old mannie..lol [para]

[Kenn]

Happy birthday old mate..would give you a cuddle but by the sounds of the number o' pies ye're eating me arms would need extensions!

[Moira]

Didn't spot this one earlier. Hope you had a lovely birthday A Cameron & will "grace" us again with your presence on Sunday evening :D

[Sporran]

Many Happy Returns, AC!

Sporran xx

[Billy Boy]

HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD ONE MR BOO[lol]

[acameron]

Thank you Billy Boy ma freend your Poem was awful good
I didn’t see the thread before, I was too busy eating food,
I have to say Ive lost some weight Im thinking of buying braces
At least I wasn’t as bad as you, I could always tie my shoelaces.


Many thanks Billy Boy and all the Caithness Org Folk

[acameron]

My birthday was on a Thursday, but I left it till Saturday night,
A bottle of wine a film and Jane, and the atmosphere was right,
Some snacks cooking in the oven, the lights dimmed way down low,
The food and lights were the combination of my nasty birthday blow.

Engrossed in the film on Sky TV and to be honest it wasn’t that good
But with the couple of glasses of wine inside, I forgot about the food,
I smelt the smell that told my brain you better make a dash,
Or the home made pizza that Jane made will all be reduced to ash.

I leapt like a gazelle from the couch with the grace of a champion horse,
(But as anyone knows me personally, I’m build like that of course)
“PIZZA MATE IM ON MY WAY, IM NOT GOING TO LET YOU BURN”
And this is where I had my bump and everyone must learn.

When on a relaxing night like this you must always take your time
Until I got to the living room door, my birthday plans were fine.
Now, the door opening is about 3 feet wide, big enough for me to get through
This is where I gifted myself with a birthday bump, With Love from Mr Boo

I thumped my toes on the door frame with a crack you could hear in Wick
…….No pain just yet …. Just Hang on …..I think I’m going to be sick.
As everyone knows the pain is delayed, then there’s a god awful ache
And the only natural thing is left, the universal “Aw for **** sake”

My foot is currently black and blue with a swelling upper and sole
Still managed the Pizza snack although it was black as coal
And if you see a bin man hopping along the street, he is not at play
He is wearing his gift he gave himself, on his 41st Birthday

[Billy Boy]

HA HA HA HA HA Mr Boo
I have all sorts of images of you going through ma head right now, of you leaping of the couch like a gazelle , with all the grace of a champion horse.
(That kinda makes the mind boggle):lol:
Now you got me wondering were you wearing your wrinkley old birthday suit[lol]
god a think am scarred for life. aaaaaarrrgggg:o

[acameron]

I didnt have my birthday suit on ......but maybe I will have that in 10 years time when I will be at my peak

[Kenn]

Hey owld pal..it's reet dreer that ye stubbed ye're toe...but here's raising a glass to ye!

[Sporran]

Brilliant poem, Angy! :lol: Sorry aboot yer sair fit, though! :(

[sassylass]

Mr Angyboo

You're a poet and you don't know it
but your feet show it
cos they're LONGFELLOWS

...:eyes sorry I couldn't help myself