what about silly sayings

[the poacher]

i heard one the other day ago i thought it was great

FOLLOW ME IM RIGHT BEHIND YOU

what.

so tell us what silly sayings you know??

[Cedric Farthsbottom III]

The silliest saying I have ever heard:

"Man who wakes up during the night with itchy bottom,wakes up in the morning with a smelly finger.":lol::lol:

[the poacher]

heres another one ,

"if you go to sleep with your arms crossed, you'll wake up dead in the morning"

silly or what :L

[tiggertoo]

I see said the blind man to his deaf daughter

[teenybash]

In the days of the infamous Glasgow Clippies it was common to hear....
'Come on get aff.'

[kriklah]

if you fall and break your leg, dont come running to me!!!!!

[eric pollard]

same differance (whats that all about ?)

[teenybash]

Here's a good one from an Irish mother..........'I'll give ye such a slap, ye'll be laughin' out the other side of your face.'[lol]

[balto]

The silliest saying I have ever heard:

"Man who wakes up during the night with itchy bottom,wakes up in the morning with a smelly finger.":lol::lol:
priceless ced.

same differance (whats that all about ?) its like 6 and 2 3s


Here's a good one from an Irish mother..........'I'll give ye such a slap, ye'll be laughin' out the other side of your face.'[lol]
oh heard that one before to lol.

[joxville]

This is one that quite a few of you will have experienced:

Me~"I'm sorry, you've dialled the wrong nunber"

Caller~"Are you sure?"

??????????????????:eek:

[justine]

" youv'e got to be kidding me" is one that always comes up when someone tells you something bad has happened. I say it and then always think why.:eek:

[teenybash]

A brilliant one I heard Billy Connolly come out with was..............A wee boy had missed a day from school and his mother wrote this note.
'Wee Jimmy was off school yesterday as he had diahrea through a hole in his balaclava.'[lol]

[silverfox57]

good one at work ,is your worse than a man short,

[Kenn]

" Don't look at me in that tone of voice."

[teenybash]

When someones in a bad mood or a huff.......
What's wrong wi you? You've got a face like a torn melodian.
or
If the wind changes your face will stay that way.

[S&LHEN]

Dont teach your granny how to suck eggs :lol:
or
Dont put all your eggs in one basket mmmmmmm:eek:

Heres just 2 egg-samples for you... ha ha ha (sorry couldnt resist :roll:)

[scorrie]

Ye've got a heid on ye lek a Bothy cat!!

[supernova]

I have been known to say "don't eat with food in your mouth" or "don't talk with your mouth open" and then feeling stupid when the kids laugh at me when I'm trying to teach good table manners!

[scorrie]

Your erse is out the window and it's snowing.

What's that one all about?

[wifie]

Now actually scorrie that explains a lot to me - I heard that phrase a lot when younger but never with the "and it's snowing" bit! Thanks! :D

[Blondie]

Ye've got a heid on ye lek a Bothy cat!!

My dad says that :lol:

Also "Thats the way the cookie crumbles" :confused

[teenybash]

Cool the skin on yer hied............

[Gronnuck]

I remember my Mum admonishing me with, "I'll cut off yer heid and sew on a button."
and when I was a lot older my Dad telling me I was, "as thick in the heid as sh81e in a bottle".

[Bazeye]

If many hands make light work, how can too many cooks spoil the broth? Make your minds up.

[Kodiak]

You know what Thought did ?

Thiught he had when he hadn't
Then he turned round and found that he had.

K

[wkgeorge]

Thats awful nice (does that mean its awful or its nice?)

[annthracks]

she's got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.

[joxville]

I was beside myself! :eek::eek::eek:

[Alice in Blunderland]

I was beside myself! :eek::eek:

Split personality :lol:

[joxville]

Are you talking to me or him? :eek:

[Alice in Blunderland]

Are you talking to me or him? :eek:

Well it depends on which one of you is listening.......

Normally its me talking to a brick wall and the wall is listening with its deaf ear.;)

[joxville]

Who said that?

[Julia]

'I don't mean to be rude but...', stop right there you are meaning to be rude!

[Julia]

What if there were no hypothetical situations?

[Whitewater]

Shes got a face lek a weel skelped erse.

[the poacher]

here is another

me and myself and my father was there the three of us


what is that about lol?

[the poacher]

the biggest dog ever i sean was the dog my thather sean in lybster

[Whitewater]

From a Thurso policeman many years ago " I see the window is broken on the inside as well" (before double glazing came on the scene)

[the poacher]

was it you or your father killed in the war ?

what

[alex]

Shes got a face lek a weel skelped erse.

Not good looking then?

"I'll be there just now" - South African: meaning maybe I'll find you in ten minutes time or maybe a day or two.

"Have a nice day now" - American: meaning leave the counter quickly or I'll call the manager.

"There now" - International English: meaningless but somehow consoling.

Actually I'm suspicicious of any sentence ending in now.
Except that one [lol]

[wifie]

Oh noooooooo Alex! The main character can be found stroking her horse's head in "Marnie" (Hitchcock) saying, "There now." after puttin it down. :eek:

[David Banks]

Man who passes wind in church will have to sit in his own pew.

[scorrie]

"You're driving too fast, I'm crapping myself" :-

"This is nothing, I'm a lot more reckless when I'm driving on my own" :-

"Jesus, I wouldn't like to be in this car when your driving on your own"

[Thumper]

What about "I will take my hand off your face" how can you slap someone by taking it off rather than putting it on?
My Mum was great for saying "I will slap that smirk onto the other side of your face" which seemed stupid even when I was young :roll: x

[joxville]

This will hurt me more than it will hurt you!:eek:

Oh yeah, wanna bet?

[Alice in Blunderland]

Just been reading some other threads on the org and found this one. Not a saying just something that was posted but have to admit it had me a bit puzzled.


Advertise it privately :lol: :eek: :lol:
Not sure how that one would work.