Today in poetry

[Invisible]

Since ive been home all day signed of work
watching tv this morning driving me beserk
have realised that top gear gets shown every hour
but cant use any energy to turn of tv's power

So Hamilton is in trouble for misleading the officals in F1
and Ferguson and McGregor got the International Shun
Suspended for two weeks without any pay
Its been a tiring and upsetting type of day.

Sore throat getting better but headache getting worse
need some new medicine or liz hurley as a nurse
that would be my ideal situation
or maybe im just in need of vacation

Could this be another rhyme battle commencing
with TBH, Wifie and Joxville im sensing
So its a goodbye from me and im going to go
and my advice to you is dont eat yellow snow.

[wifie]

That's sound advice
Have you tried tinned rice?
Can't speak for the others
They're only Org brothers
Liz Hurley for nurse
Can't think of much worse
Get a good Caithness lass
Help the fever to pass
I think yer poor body
Is in need of a toddy
Relax Invis
Don't get in a tizz!

Get well soon
love from
Wifie x

[Cedric Farthsbottom III]

Ah,poor Invisible you don't sound so good
Go off to bed and try a wee bit of food
But if ye feel dodgier and want to be sick
Run to the toilet and get their quick

Hope ye feel better soon

Ced.