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28-Sep-03, 16:19
"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your keyboard."
– Anonymous

George Brims
29-Sep-03, 01:10
Oh that's just great Golach, another thing to worry about. The moggy already pees in unfortunate places as the mood takes him. :~(

29-Sep-03, 01:13
Ach golach ye daft mannie.it's called spraying an' it's Toms that do it ever when they're neautered.jist ask Fudge he'll be happy to oblige! I'm awa tae get the air freshener [lol]

29-Sep-03, 20:11
All you need for happiness is a good gun, a good horse, and a good wife -- Daniel Boone

29-Sep-03, 20:53
"Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill"

"Alle Kunst ist umsunst wenn ein Engel auf das Zundloch brunzt"

29-Sep-03, 22:12
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a young man in possession of a large fortune must be in need of a wife"

I went wrong somewhere [lol]

30-Sep-03, 12:52
I got drunk and wee'd on my computer a couple of months back. Oh dear.

30-Sep-03, 15:22
Now you see, Mike, that you might well regret that admission at a later date, don't you? [lol]

30-Sep-03, 16:47
God created man to cause trouble in this world then he created woman to make sure He got it.

If you see some-one without a smile give 'em one o' yers

01-Oct-03, 22:57
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia

02-Oct-03, 23:09
"Money isn't everything but it keeps the kids in touch."

Confucious 11

03-Oct-03, 19:37
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut - Ernest Hemingway


03-Oct-03, 22:21
"Oh God I love this land despite its darkness,its winds and its thrawn ground.It's a sore struggle but it's worth it,just to be my own maister..That's my sheep down there,my fences.my rigs.If I fail even that will be mine-- it will be my failure."

James Miller

03-Oct-03, 22:37
If you live in Caithness you will live a sad existence. ANON.

08-Oct-03, 15:18
If you live in Caithness you will live a sad existence. ANON.

:evil But he who is as wize as Mr Blue you will do a Move :Razz

08-Oct-03, 19:38
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege. -- Anon

there I changed it

23-Oct-03, 20:47
" I wish I had said that. " - Oscar Wilde

" You will Oscar, you will. " - Cannot remember who of the top of my head.

23-Oct-03, 21:12
Monty Python's Oscar Wilde Sketch

London 1895... The residence of Mr Oscar Wilde

(In WILDE's drawing room. A crowd of suitably dressed folk are engaged in typically brilliant conversation, laughing affectedly and drinking champagne)

PRINCE OF WALES: My congratulations, Wilde. You latest play is a great success. The whole of London's talking about you.
OSCAR: There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that it not being talked about.
(There follows fifteen seconds of restrained and sycophantic laughter)
PRINCE: Very very witty... very very witty.
WHISTLER: There's only one thing in the world worse than being witty and that is not being witty.
(Fifteen seconds more of the same)
OSCAR: I wish I had said that.
Whistler: You will, Oscar, you will.
(More laughter)
OSCAR: Your majesty, have you met James McNeill Whistler?
PRINCE: Yes, we've played squash together.
OSCAR: There is only one thing worse than playing squash together, and that is playing it by yourself.
I wish I hadn't said that.
WHISTLER: You did, Oscar, you did.
(A little laughter)
PRINCE: I've got to get back up the palace.
OSCAR: Your Majesty is like a big jam doughnut with cream on the top.
PRINCE: I beg your pardon?
OSCAR: Um... it was one of Whistler's.
WHISTLER: I never said that.
OSCAR: You did, James, you did.
(The PRINCE OF WALES stares expectantly at WHISTLER)
WHISTLER: ... Well, You Highness, what I meant was that, like a doughnut, um, your arrival gives us pleasure... and your departure only makes us hungry for more.


23-Oct-03, 21:35
To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable - Oscar Wilde

23-Oct-03, 21:40
Memory is the possession of the young.... :lol:
I canna remember who said it, but it wasnt Golach!

23-Oct-03, 22:31
To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable - Oscar Wilde

Yir gettan dottled, ma loon, ye've dun at wan already. :D :D

25-Oct-03, 15:05
at my age I'm allowed senior moments, an that was a beeg one sorry, hinging my head in shame

25-Oct-03, 22:39
"Making love and opening champagne are the same, too much haste and you pop your cork, and waste most of it.!

"Procrastination is the art of saving your best wine 'til all the guests have left."

"Water has killed more people than wine,remember the flood?"

27-Oct-03, 21:12
"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." -- Unknown

27-Oct-03, 23:24
"Be glass conscious, fill it with wine!"

28-Oct-03, 15:04
Man who cooks beans and peas in same pot is not hygienic

28-Oct-03, 17:19
"What is a mother?"

"The hand upon the reins, the defender of my dreams and the cushion when I fall."

29-Oct-03, 07:37
"Those who dance are thought mad by those who cannot hear the music" -Unknown

30-Oct-03, 00:23
"I am a human being - do not bend fold or mutilate!"

30-Oct-03, 04:41
Man who cooks beans and peas in same pot is not hygienic

[lol] took me a while, but that's funny.

30-Oct-03, 13:52
"Today is so 'now', you won't realise until tomorrow how yesterday you've been!!!"

-- Can't Remember

30-Oct-03, 17:49
As a man is, so he sees.

William Blake 1757-1827


George Brims
30-Oct-03, 21:12
As blue is the new black, so is the ponytail the new mullet.

Me, last week

31-Oct-03, 08:05
Elevator smell different to midget


31-Oct-03, 09:55
Would that you could live on the fragrance of the earth,
and like an air plant be sustained by the light.



01-Nov-03, 10:52
Power is much more easily manifested in destroying, than creating.

William Wordsworth

02-Nov-03, 15:33
Love thy neighbour.

02-Nov-03, 16:15
You can't hold a hand
Whilst you're holding a grudge

Richard Wilkins

02-Nov-03, 20:44
Love thy neighbour.
Aye Gleeber but no your Neighbours wife or his ox

02-Nov-03, 20:47
Love thy neighbour.
Aye Gleeber but no your Neighbours wife or his ox
GolachBut isn't your neighbour's wife also your neighbour (unless they live in different houses, obviously)? Ah, what a quandary...

02-Nov-03, 22:06
Love thy neighbour but if thy neighbour is same sex, then turn thine other cheek when they give you a slap

04-Nov-03, 05:31
Love thy neighbour and be sure to use a condom. ---somebody's t-shirt slogan

04-Nov-03, 23:20
"Sailors spend the first six days of the week sowing their wild oats then go to church on Sunday to pray for crop failure.!

Bob Hope..

Now I never knew he had met golach [lol]

05-Nov-03, 21:06
He who laughs, Lasts.


05-Nov-03, 22:51
All that is worth cherishing begins in the heart,
not the head.

Susanne Chapin

...........and certainly no below the belt!
Zeebie :eyes

06-Nov-03, 02:03
If you know you are absolutely right
then you don't understand the problem.

06-Nov-03, 03:11

Those in possession of absolute power can not only prophesy and make prophecies comne true, but they can lie and make their lies come true.

(Eric Hoffer 1902-83)

Could have been made tailor made for George Blair and Tony Bush... :evil :evil :evil


Dave the Rave :cool:

we are sailing, we are sailing, cross to England with some ships, off to Hartlepool, who are they trying to fool? :evil [lol] :eek:

06-Nov-03, 03:22
Man :evil was nature's mistake - :roll: she neglected to finish him - :confused and she never ceased paying for her mistake. [para] [para] [para] :eek: [para] [para]

Eric Hoffer (1902-83)


Dave the Rave :cool:

06-Nov-03, 08:24
Naure gave man the potential to be perfect, but he doesnt know it yet!
Nature gave woman the potential to be perfect and boy, doesnt she know it!

06-Nov-03, 08:25
Every man's memory is his private literature.


08-Nov-03, 00:11
"Why is it that people will believe that there are three hundred thousand million stars bigger than the sun, yet they won't believe a sign that reads 'WET PAINT'? (HH)

Ciao, :cool:

08-Nov-03, 00:28
I used to be a pessimistic optimist :eek: , however, I've learnt my lesson now, and become a optimistic pessimist [disgust] ! :evil

Dave the Rave :cool:
Caithness 07/11/03

08-Nov-03, 08:03
Se obair là tòiseachadh

(Getting started can be a whole day’s work in itself)

Gaelic Proverb

08-Nov-03, 08:46
People who think they WONT achieve much, rarely do.

People who think they WILL achieve much, rarely dont.


08-Nov-03, 09:47
"Be more concerned about your character than your reputation, because your character is 'who you are', and your reputation is what other people think of you!" :roll:

Memory loss on the quotee.. :eek:


Dave the Rave :cool:

08-Nov-03, 10:02
Many a life has been starved
the hunger for success.

10-Nov-03, 02:20
" I had a terrible nightmare I dreampt I was born an Englishman"

Anon Kernewek/Cornish

10-Nov-03, 14:01
The reason many miss out
is because their priorities
are different to their dreams.


10-Nov-03, 15:17
Two wrongs don't make a right but three lefts do!

There are 10 different types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

10-Nov-03, 22:49
Blessed are those who can give without remembering
and take without forgetting..............

10-Nov-03, 23:35
Todays disasters are the things we laugh about over a glass of wine with our friends tomorrow

Me!!! dont ask why.

11-Nov-03, 13:47
It doesn't happen to countries
only people

12-Nov-03, 07:41
If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
-Catherine M.

13-Nov-03, 06:32
Some people grin and bear it. :o)
Others smile and change it......... :D

14-Nov-03, 22:51
It is sweet to dance to violins, when love and life are fair: :D

To dance to flutes, to dance to lutes, is delicate and rare: :lol:

But it is not sweet with nimble feet, to dance upon the air! :roll:

Oscar Wilde The Ballad of Reading Gaol :evil


Dave the Rave :cool:

14-Nov-03, 23:14
Under Capitalism man exploits man, under Socialism the reverse is true.
(Polish Proverb)

Colin Manson
15-Nov-03, 03:11
"Outside of a dog, a book is Man's best friend. And inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

"Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind." -Rudyard Kipling

"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers." -Pablo Picasso

15-Nov-03, 08:59
The young man who has not wept is a savage,
The old man who will not laugh is a fool.

15-Nov-03, 23:05
Recall it as often as you wish,
a happy memory never wears out. :o)

Libbie Fudim

16-Nov-03, 16:28
There is no sentimentality in nature.

16-Nov-03, 18:09
Nature is a foolish place to look for inspiration in,
but a charming one in which to forget one ever had any.

Oscar Wilde

16-Nov-03, 19:36
We do not stop playing because we get old.
We get old because we stop playing.

16-Nov-03, 20:54
"This is Perservation Month. I appreciate preservation. Its what you do when you run for President. You gotta preserve"
G Dubbya Bush
"More and more of our imports come from overseas"
G Dubbya Bush
"Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning"
Guess Who???? :confused

17-Nov-03, 08:11
When a man falls into his anecdotage,
It is a sign for him to retire.

B. Disraeli

17-Nov-03, 11:04
"I glance at the headlines just to kind of get a flavor for what's moving. I rarely read the stories, and get briefed by people who are probably read the news themselves."
- George W. Bush

"As you know, these are open forums, you're able to come and listen to what I have to say."
- George W. Bush

"I think the American people — I hope the American — I don't think, let me — I hope the American people trust me."
- George W. Bush

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."
- George W. Bush

"It's amazing I won. I was running against peace, prosperity, and incumbency."
- George W. Bush

"I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question."
- George W. Bush

Sorry – Golach got me started….

17-Nov-03, 13:41
ANOTHER BUSHISM.......sorry...

We'll let our friends be the Peacemakers
And the great country of America will be the Pacemakers.

17-Nov-03, 20:45
Sorry – Golach got me started….[/quote]


18-Nov-03, 13:16
I wonder where the yellow went
When I brushed my teeth with Pepsodent ?

18-Nov-03, 17:07
A smile is quite a funny thing,
It wrinkles up your face,
And when it's gone you'll never find
It's secret hiding place.

But far more wonderful it is
To see what smiles can do,
You smile at one, he smiles at you,
And so one smile makes two.

sing this to Auld Lang Syne

18-Nov-03, 19:21
" I looked in the mirror and what did I see? Myself looking back? No just an image of
I looked in my mind and what did I see? All of the experience that life's brought for
I looked at my body and what did I see?A vessel that sails on a sea.
I looked through my eyes and what did I see? The beauty of nature that's charges
no fee
I smiled, the reflection smiled back.I am what I am I have none else to be."

18-Nov-03, 19:53
I like to pretend to be like myself
It's harder than you would suppose
I frequently say things that I would say
I often will wear my own clothes.

So next time you see me I might not be
The person you think that you see.
I often pretend to be like myself
It's fun to pretend to be me.

18-Nov-03, 20:32
"Do not meddle in the affairs of golachs, they are sure to sneak up and nip you just when you least expect it.! :eyes [lol]

19-Nov-03, 00:38
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder but truth lies in the empty eye." - unknown

19-Nov-03, 08:50
Where shall you seek beauty,
and how shall you find her
unless she herself be your way and your guide?

19-Nov-03, 10:24
Smiling is infectious; you catch it like the flu,
When someone smiled at me today, I started smiling too.
I passed around the corner and someone saw my grin
When he smiled I realized I'd passed it on to him.
I thought about that smile then realized its worth,
A single smile, just like mine could travel round the earth.
So, if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected
Let's start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected!


19-Nov-03, 10:30
A smile costs nothing, but gives much.
It enriches those who give it.
It takes but a moment,
But the memory of it sometimes lasts forever.

None is so rich or mighty that he can get along without it,
And none is so poor that he cannot be made richer by it.

A smile creates happiness in the home,
Promotes good will in business,
And is the cornerstone of friendship.

It can perk up the weary,
Bring cheer to the discouraged
Sunshine to the sad,
And is nature's best antidote for trouble.

Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed or stolen,
For it is something that is of no value to anyone
Until it is given away.

When people are too tired to give you a smile,
Give them one of yours.
No one needs a smile so much
As he who has none to give

19-Nov-03, 12:27
Smiles ony work when they are not worked at. :(

19-Nov-03, 15:02
It's later thank you think.

Chinese proverb.

19-Nov-03, 23:35
"The second pillar of peace and security in our world is the willingness of free nations, when the last resort arrives, to retain aggression and evil by force."

That’s right, folks. For three nights only, and at a specially discounted rate of just £10m, the nation's favourite comedian – please put your hands together for the Texan Tyrant… the AWOL ambassador… the Cowboy of Cool… President George W. Bush!!!!!

(this quote is from the speech he delivered earlier today at the Royal Banqueting House… where, you might be interested to know, he also thanked the Queen for letting him stay at her ‘house’… that would be Buckingham Palace then? So it’s a good job the invite to stay there wasn’t wasted on him… :roll:)

20-Nov-03, 19:29
If you need directions,
Don't ask someone who is lost.


20-Nov-03, 19:54
May you always find three welcomes in life,
in a garden during summer,
at a fireside during winter,
and whatever the day or season,
in the kind eyes of a friend.

20-Nov-03, 20:32
I do not mind if my cottage is rather small,
So long as there's room for my bed and mat.
Often and often neighbours come to see me
And with brave words discuss the things of old
Rare writings we read together and praise.
Doubtful meanings we examine together and settle.

Chinese A.D.406

21-Nov-03, 09:43
In the days when an idea could be silenced by showing it was contrary to religion, theology was the greatest single source of fallacies.
Today, when any human thought can be discredited by branding it as unscientific, the power previously exercised by theology has passed over to science.
Hence science has become in its turn the greatest single source of error.

21-Nov-03, 14:40
What is truth?
If someone asks,
I will answer him
That the truth is shy
And inexplicable,
Yet, there still remains
In the hearts of man,
And everywhere,
Even after all the words
Change and die
It's own meaning.

M.Yang Gak

21-Nov-03, 23:18
Somewhere in Texas there is a village without its idiot

- from a T-Shirt I saw on the news today


22-Nov-03, 09:05
.......For I have learned to look on nature,
Not as in the hour of thoughtless youth,
But hearing oftentimes
The still, sad music of humanity.

Wm Wordsworth

22-Nov-03, 17:41
Do all the good you can,
By all the means you can,
In all the ways you can,
In all the places you can,
At all the times you can,
To all the people you can,

As long as ever you can..........

John Wesley

23-Nov-03, 00:05
in life there are only to things to worry abot you are either ill or your well
if you are well there is nothing to worry about if you are ill there are only two things to worry about

you will either get better or you will die

if you get better there is nothing to worry about, if you die there are only two things to worry about

you will either go to heaven or to hell,

if you got to heaven there is nothing to worry about, if you go to hell you will be so busy saying hiya to all the people you know you wont have time to worry about anything

my late mother in law

23-Nov-03, 00:24
Conscience is the feeling that someone, somewhere, might just be watching you.

Mark Twain

23-Nov-03, 09:44
You must carry
What you wont let go.

23-Nov-03, 20:49
Tis easy enough to be pleasant,
When life flows by like a song;
But the man worth while,
Is the man with a smile,
When everything goes dead wrong.

Ella Wheeler Wilcox

George Brims
25-Nov-03, 00:28
I saw this yesterday on the back of a Triumph TR6 - "The parts falling off this car are of the finest British manufacture"

A friend of mine used to have one that said "Don't laugh at my car. Your daughter's in the back seat"

25-Nov-03, 00:44
Somewhere in Texas there is a village without its idiot

- from a T-Shirt I saw on the news today


Reminds me of a top I have. It says "Your village called, their idiot's missing!"

25-Nov-03, 07:52
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

25-Nov-03, 10:38
Middle age is where you know your way round,
But don't feel like going........... :confused

25-Nov-03, 12:45
Should we slow down because we are getting older,
Or hurry up because we'll not get any younger?

25-Nov-03, 12:55
Silence is exhilarating at first, as noise is, but there is a sweetness to silence outlasting exhilaration, akin to the sweetness of listening and the velvet of sleep.

Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words?

Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.

There is no subject so old that something new cannot be said about it.

The only fence against the world is a thorough knowledge of it.

There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating, people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing.

A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties and needs; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death.

There seems to be a terrible misunderstanding on the part of a great many people to the effect that when you cease to believe you may cease to behave.

So many gods, so many creeds,
So many paths that wind and wind,
While just the art of being kind
Is all the sad world needs.

Whatever America hopes to bring to pass in the world must first come to pass in the heart of America.

The things that will destroy America are prosperity-at-any-price, peace-at-any-price, safety-first instead of duty-first, the love of soft living, and the get-rich-quick theory of life.

Surprises are foolish things. The pleasure is not enhanced, and the inconvenience is often considerable.

For the man sound in body and serene of mind there is no such thing as bad weather, every sky has its beauty, and storms which whip the blood do but make it pulse more vigorously.

With some people solitariness is an escape not from others but from themselves. For they see in the eyes of others only a reflection of themselves.

What should young people do with their lives today? Many things, obviously. But the most daring thing is to create stable communities in which the terrible disease of loneliness can be cured.

25-Nov-03, 14:47
Dwight D. Eisenhower wrote:
Whatever America hopes to bring to pass in the world must first come to pass in the heart of America.

General Douglas Mc.Arthur wrote:
I think he'll make a fine President,
He was the best damn clerk ever to serve under me!

26-Nov-03, 08:13
I go to nature to be soothed and healed,
and to have my senses put in tune once more.

John Burroughs

26-Nov-03, 19:15
One never gets a second chance
to make a first impression.

George Brims
26-Nov-03, 19:36
Engraved above the door of the building next to mine -

"Nothing is too wonderful to be true"

Michael Faraday

27-Nov-03, 13:25
It's been a wet month just about everywhere,
but surprisingly not everywhere.

Michael Fish.

28-Nov-03, 08:27
Hanging on requires far more effort
than letting go.


28-Nov-03, 11:07
Happiness is as a butterfly which,
when pursued,
is always just beyond our grasp,
but which,
if you will sit down quietly,
may alight upon you.........

Nathaniel Hawthorne

28-Nov-03, 12:04
You can lead a horse to water
But you can't make it climb a ladder.

28-Nov-03, 13:37
The butterfly flitting from flower to flower
ever remains mine,
I lose the one that is netted by me.

28-Nov-03, 19:39
If nothing ever changed, there'd be no butterflies.

28-Nov-03, 19:52
I do not know whether I was then a man dreaming I was a butterfly,
or whether I am now a butterfly dreaming I am a man.

Chinese 286ad

28-Nov-03, 20:12
I do not know whether I was then a man dreaming I was a butterfly,
or whether I am now a butterfly dreaming I am a man.

Chinese 286ad

Yep, 'tis a Chinese quote by a guy called Chang Tzu :o)

28-Nov-03, 20:51
Only after the last tree has been cut down.
Only after the last river has been poisoned.
Only after the last fish has been caught.
Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten.

Cree Indian saying

28-Nov-03, 21:42
.........from the stars
and the sun
and the moon
should man learn.

Eagle Chief (Pawnee)Leader

29-Nov-03, 15:24
Something we were withholding made us weak
Until we found it was ourselves.
-- Robert Frost

29-Nov-03, 15:40
Did you ever see an angry person
who was happy?

29-Nov-03, 16:03
You can say of no man that he has a happy life until he is dead.
Until then, you can only say he has been lucky.

29-Nov-03, 16:42
Say not, "I have found the truth,"
but rather "I have found a truth."


30-Nov-03, 13:17
The willow does not owe its beauty to the oak,
nor the oak its acorns to the willow.
Yet together, in their separateness,
they create a huge oneness.
The forest.

30-Nov-03, 15:20
America is the only country where you can buy a lifetime supply of asprin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
-- John Barrymore
(I wonder if Helen and Sassy will agree with this! ;) )

30-Nov-03, 15:42
Has anyone got a Saint Andrew's quote today?

30-Nov-03, 16:01
When golf techniques and scores are discussed
there are some who maintain that "how" it is done
is less important than "in how few"


30-Nov-03, 16:13
The only things I can think of that St Andrew said are found in St John's Gospel

In chapter 1 verse 41, he says "We have found the Messiah."

And in John 6 V 9, Andrew says, "Here is a boy with five loaves and two little fish, but that is not enough for so many people."

Andrew obviously said more than this (it says in the Bible version I have - 'they said'... meaning the discipes, it doesnt' specify which discipe said it).

They're the only ones I can find, sorry.

01-Dec-03, 12:46
Perhaps the straight and narrow path would be wider
if more people used it.

Kay Ingram

01-Dec-03, 13:43
Work like you dont need the money.
Love like you've never been hurt.
Dance like nobody's watching.
Sing like nobody's listening.
Live like it's Heaven on Earth

01-Dec-03, 20:01
One must get a thing before one can forget it.
-- Oliver Wendel Holmes

02-Dec-03, 12:04
If wrinkles must be written upon our brows, (and boy, don't they? :( )
let them not be written upon the heart.
The spirit should not grow old.

02-Dec-03, 23:48
The sword conquered for a while, but the spirit conquers forever!
-- Sholem Asch

George Brims
04-Dec-03, 18:48
A Freida, I once sang because I thought nobody was listening, in the shower when the family were all out. The next door neighbour's dogs howled for 20 minutes... :(

04-Dec-03, 22:27
"You gain strength, courage and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You must do the thing which you think you cannot do."

-Eleanor Roosevelt

05-Dec-03, 23:06
I did not come to judge the world, but to save it.
John 12 47

06-Dec-03, 15:29
"God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I'm so far behind, I know I'll never die."
I don't know who wrote it, but I know that Dr John Maxwell uses it to lighten up in times of stress.

06-Dec-03, 15:58
If God had intended for man to use the metric system, he would have given us 10 commandments, not 12. --Hillary Clinton

I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix - Dan Quayle

08-Dec-03, 03:40
All it takes for evil to prevail is that good men do nothing.

Edmund Burke

09-Dec-03, 01:19
Promises and pie-crusts were meant to be broken.
-- Jonathan Swift

11-Dec-03, 22:00
"If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there."

- George Harrison (from the song "Any Road" on the posthumous CD/Album "Brainwashed")

16-Dec-03, 15:04
FUN is often traded for ambition. R.W.

18-Dec-03, 12:31
Judge not lest ye too be judged.

Jesus Matthew 7 v1

18-Dec-03, 13:36
I thanked the Lord for all good things,
Things that I maun treasure.
He said to me as he lookit doon,
"For you it was a pleasure!"


30-Dec-03, 11:01
I don't know that atheists should be considered citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God."--

George Bush

09-Jan-04, 22:32
The surest proof that there is intelligent life out there is that they have not tried to contact us!

10-Jan-04, 09:18
So many Gods
So many Creeds
So many paths that wind and wind
When just the act of being Kind
Is all the sad world needs.


10-Jan-04, 11:26
Procrastination is my sin
It causes me much sorrow
I really ought to give it in
In fact I'll start ----TOMORROW!http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/mica/madcow.gif

10-Jan-04, 14:51
It's an accident of life to be born a gentleman
It's an achievement of life to die a gentleman.

16-Jan-04, 22:40
The Road Not Taken

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,

And sorry I could not travel both

And be one traveler, long I stood

And looked down one as far as I could

To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other as just as fair,

And having perhaps the better claim,

Because it was grassy and wanted wear;

Though as for that the passing there

Had worn them really about the same.

And both that morning equally lay

In leaves no step had trodden black.

Oh I kept the first for another day!

Yet knowing how way leads onto way.

I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh

Somewhere ages and ages hence:

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I –

I took the one less traveled by,

And that has made all the difference.

Robert Frost

17-Jan-04, 11:57
Gentlemen or equality, your choice...

19-Jan-04, 17:16
I still miss my ex-husband....
but my aim is improving :D :D :D

An eye for an eye makes us all blind