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Tugmistress
27-Mar-09, 22:00
I was at work this morning when a bloke came in to pick up his cargo and though we have spoken for years it seems he kept forgetting to ask me something. he asks me if i am the one with the weather station site to which i reply yes and he proceeded to tell me an extremely funny story from a couple of years ago!
it sseems his computer was conked out and was at a friends house, it was a windy day and he wanted to check on the weather station, he asks the friend if this would be possible as she was seated at the computer, she asks for the URL so he gives it. After completing the URL verbally, this friend was apparently very close to having a 'fit' thinking my website was all about porn because of the name! [lol][lol]
so, a quick question, the first time you saw the name 'Tugmistress' was it rude thoughts or other? :lol:
I thought you were just as your name suggests-connected to boats in some way, maybe a ships Captain(ess).
ummmm, well ..............:o
You could have www.tugmistress.com (http://www.tugmistress.com)..........................
:lol:
Thought you were a woman with a boat job or connection, but having seen you...... lol
young_fishin_neep
27-Mar-09, 22:44
i should really say well i know you so it dont make me think anything but to be honest it exolains you all over :D :P
xxx
Well my very first thought was that you worked in the Oil Industry.
But porn never crossed my mind, but I suppose some people might make this connection due to the mistress part. If they do, well it shows what type of sites they are looking up.
So no there is nothing at all wrong with your name and you should leave it as it is.
Kevin Milkins
27-Mar-09, 23:01
When I first saw your avatar of a tractor unit and trailer and you mentioned that you were in close proximity to Scrabster I think I correctly deduced that you did the shunting work down at the harbour.
However, now you have come to mention it .LOL:lol:
Welcomefamily
27-Mar-09, 23:03
I cant say porn evr crossed my mind, I imagined someone playing with an engine.
Cedric Farthsbottom III
27-Mar-09, 23:08
Rude thoughts,but then yer forecasts are local and most of the time accurate.Tugmistress rules,rude or not.
the first time you saw the name 'Tugmistress' was it rude thoughts or other? :lol:
Actually, and this may be really insulting, I thought of a large lady who intimidates the harbour master and is in charge by respect if not by pay!
I am heading into trouble, I can tell :eek:
I thought that you worked with with boats etc.
Tugmistress
28-Mar-09, 09:55
lol thanks folks, some interesting takes on the name :)
Kevin - spot on! that's exactly what i do :)
Alex - no you're not in trouble but it was a full blown laugh this morning thank you
solus and cedric - hmmm, active imaginations :D
twiglet - lol thanks - i think?
i am still chuckling at the story, i just found it so funny, but i guess it was the 'mistress' bit that put the lady off my name and it seems to this day she still thinks bad of it lol
I too thought that your name had something to do with boats. However having known you for quite some time now I could see how some people could get the wrong idea! (nudge,nudge-wink,wink) Mik XX
I have seen you throwing ropes around the pier at Scrabster, and seeing you in your High Vis top and hard hat really got me going Tugs [lol]
Tugmistress
28-Mar-09, 10:21
I have seen you throwing ropes around the pier at Scrabster, and seeing you in your High Vis top and hard hat really got me going Tugs [lol]
haha yes quite - just sooooo sexy :roll::lol:
weeksider
28-Mar-09, 11:06
Tugs ,
you forgot aboot your safety boots and great Smile :lol:
Happy Guy
28-Mar-09, 13:25
Well, having read the story, which made me smile, and then all the replies so far, All I can say is, that from the replies, some of which are from people who know "Tugmistress", is that she must be a very special person, well liked, well respected, and damm good at all she does. Oh and while looking, I came across some of her photos! Talented, or what! Must be more to this woman than meets the eye!
Seeing the name Tugmistress for the first time had me thinking of a very large female person with arms like Popeye, legs that would kick start a Jumbo jet, and a pronouced moustache.
She would also smoke a pipe or 40 Capstan Full Strength every day, probably chew tobacco from time to time, and spit in a plastic cup.
How anyone could be so twisted as to equate the name Tugmistress to a Swedish tennis player called Pjorn is beyond my comprension.
Of course the Tugmistress I know is nothing like my first impression, even in a boiler suit & hardhat she is quite cuddly xx
quick question, the first time you saw the name 'Tugmistress' was it rude thoughts or other? :lol:
Sorry, Tuggs - I did as well. ;)
Tugmistress
28-Mar-09, 16:05
Seeing the name Tugmistress for the first time had me thinking of a very large female person with arms like Popeye, legs that would kick start a Jumbo jet, and a pronouced moustache.
She would also smoke a pipe or 40 Capstan Full Strength every day, probably chew tobacco from time to time, and spit in a plastic cup.
How anyone could be so twisted as to equate the name Tugmistress to a Swedish tennis player called Pjorn is beyond my comprension.
Of course the Tugmistress I know is nothing like my first impression, even in a boiler suit & hardhat she is quite cuddly xx
haha that's what most people think davie, see, you can be a very nice gentleman at times and a beeeg softeee ;)
Nah, I am really a wee fat softeee
Dominatrix was my first thought...... I think that says more about me, than you though!
Tugmistress
28-Mar-09, 16:57
Dominatrix was my first thought...... I think that says more about me, than you though!
:lol::lol: nice answer and thank you for being honest!
Whossa Domino Trix - is it some kind of chocolate bar or a pub game ??.
I feel really old sometimes when these new fangled words are not in my vocabulary.
Gene Hunt
28-Mar-09, 18:14
so, a quick question, the first time you saw the name 'Tugmistress' was it rude thoughts or other? :lol:
No rude thoughts on first seeing your username.
I do now though .. ;)
Hmmm Tugs - well at the time the avatar gave away what the name meant but I could see how it could be miscontrued! ;)
No matter what yer name tho yer a top lady Tugs! :D
so, a quick question, the first time you saw the name 'Tugmistress' was it rude thoughts or other? :lol:
I just thought you were a lady who had something to do with boats - that you perhaps ruled the waves in a tugboat! :D
boats - that you perhaps ruled the waves ! :D
Nah, her name was Britannia, not half as smart as our Tugmistress (when she is scrubbed up a bit)
I had this image of a fairly bulky bargee wearing one of those striped jerseys and smoking a gauloisse on the deck of a long narrow boat in a canal somewhere well to the south of Scrabster.
somewhere well to the south of Scrabster.
Lybster ???
hi i dont know you personally like other on here do, but when i first seen your name i thought you worked with boats or at the harbour,
also by reading through everyones post you are great at the weather, is there somewhere on here that you post on the weather, and can you tell me what the out look is for the rest of the week??? my children are dieing to get away in our nice new caravan but hopeing the weather isnt going to be against us?? please give me some good news!!!
Tugmistress
30-Mar-09, 11:21
hi i dont know you personally like other on here do, but when i first seen your name i thought you worked with boats or at the harbour,
also by reading through everyones post you are great at the weather, is there somewhere on here that you post on the weather, and can you tell me what the out look is for the rest of the week??? my children are dieing to get away in our nice new caravan but hopeing the weather isnt going to be against us?? please give me some good news!!!
Hi Miller :) i'll sort you out a forecast this afternoon for locally, or would you like it to cover somewhere else?
and not everyone who has answered knows me personally lol most answers are from people that don't know me :D
haha I thought it was meant to be rude, it was my mum that had to explain it to me. I just cant believe no one has said this to you earlier [lol]
Tugmistress
30-Mar-09, 20:14
haha I thought it was meant to be rude, it was my mum that had to explain it to me. I just cant believe no one has said this to you earlier [lol]
lol fantoosh! brilliant - i love your mind haha
miller = it'll be reasonable up here wednesday thursday friday if you want to put the kids in the van :D
oldmarine
30-Mar-09, 20:21
You could have www.tugmistress.com (http://www.tugmistress.com)..........................
:lol:
I liked this response as much as any of the ones I read.
:roll:
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