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teddybear1873
13-Feb-06, 20:09
Ok this 1 is with people from the org..i will start
The people of Caithness are in shock over the murder
landmarker
13-Feb-06, 20:13
of a local elderly man found lifeless in a heap
what on earth happened to him, said the detective its
Nobody knows what happened that night, but the suspects include:
teddybear1873
13-Feb-06, 20:18
shocking, can we Caithness police handle a case like this
teddybear1873
13-Feb-06, 20:19
mayb we better call inspector Reghead. he will solve it
lassieinfife
13-Feb-06, 20:23
just as he has done countless times beforein the ......
boring, inane twaddle with daft nyerps writing ten stupid words :Razz
Alice in Blunderland
13-Feb-06, 20:38
Inspector Rheghead the super duper guy :lol:looked around for the...
murder weapon or a clue but only found a
a mushroom and an emotional love letter printed and unsigned
Alice in Blunderland
13-Feb-06, 20:51
Aha he said a a clue wheres my notebook and....
melted_wellie
13-Feb-06, 21:05
Aha he said a a clue wheres my notebook and....ann summers love eggs,im sure i dropped them here
wickerinca
13-Feb-06, 21:30
Inspector Rheghead called on his assistant....the Gorgeous Dr Szin:roll:
They both set to work to find the murder......
wickerinca
13-Feb-06, 21:58
victim as he had up sticks and left. Probably took....
fright because JJC turned up too - to pick his bones
and make them into soup for the .orgers annual party
teddybear1873
13-Feb-06, 22:19
so Reghead and Szin headed of to the orgers party
hoping to find clues to the murder - and a plate of soup!
Alice in Blunderland
13-Feb-06, 22:28
On route they happened to meet weeboyagee who offered to.....
help them look for clues with his new magnifying glass
It was a brilliant addition to the investigating team because
both of them had lost their spectacles and could see nothing!!
caithnessgirl
13-Feb-06, 22:54
all of a sudden they made a shocking discovery... :O
teddybear1873
13-Feb-06, 23:08
wickerinca was found dead face down on some cow pat
NUTS Teddybear - not dead - just fell off her bike again
SweatyBetty stood under the lamp grinning as the strangeman stumbled
sweaty betty started sweating she thought she was under suspision.........
the ketchup on her chin was sure fire giveaway that........
she pushed wickerinca of her bike wickerinca owned the ketchup
Alice in Blunderland
13-Feb-06, 23:58
she commited a terrible crime...she'd eaten....clive the fish...
oh no not clive cryed icebox he was furious he.......
Alice in Blunderland
14-Feb-06, 00:21
fell to the ground and sobbed his heart out until
connie came and comforted him just then icebox.........
2little2late
14-Feb-06, 00:27
appeared and started to look very suspicious because there were
who is not all he is "cracked up" to be ....
Alice in Blunderland
14-Feb-06, 00:30
realised there were plenty of fish in the sea so...
ah but ice box had a date it could'nt been him....
with angela5 but she was late and icebox was in the cafe
teddybear1873
14-Feb-06, 00:34
but is clive the suspicous 1, he has blood all
realised there were plenty of fish in the sea so...
went off with Connie to have a Chinese or whatever ...
Alice in Blunderland
14-Feb-06, 00:36
From the distance there came a piercing scream look theres....
krieve welding a tomato sauce bottle and she's..........
came running out of the party and shouted....
Alice in Blunderland
14-Feb-06, 00:40
foaming at the mouth screaming shouting and looking ready for....
sweaty betty to help her get rid of..............
killing alice in blunderland but stumbled and...
landed in sweatys oxter...
lassieinfife
14-Feb-06, 00:44
knee deep into a freezing cold puddle that was full.........
she was out for the count after that just then............
connie turned up and said .....
what's going on here then i have'nt put my lucky knickers on..............
for the party were everybody else ...
just then lassieinfife turned up and found connies knickers on
on the lampost leading into the party she screamed..................
Cedric Farthsbottom III
14-Feb-06, 01:00
Have you ever seen a pair of bloomers like that
better get inspector rheghead to examine them............
Cedric Farthsbottom III
14-Feb-06, 01:09
he suddenly noticed the skidmarks the car had left outside
teddybear1873
14-Feb-06, 01:35
but the skidmarks were smaller than on connies dirty bloomers
Cedric Farthsbottom III
14-Feb-06, 01:48
Inspector Rheghead says"I do believe there's been a turder!"
... someone shouted "Oooooo you are naughty ... but I like you!"
Porshiepoo appeared on the scene with a box of persil
against all the odds the murderer confessed everything, it was:
wickerinca
14-Feb-06, 14:30
Tah tahtah tah tah tah.........me! The cowpat was a...
wickerinca
14-Feb-06, 14:31
red herring..otherwise known as Clive..with tomato ketchup on!
wickerinca
14-Feb-06, 14:32
Just you wait teddybear for trying to kill me off!!
Im going to pull your stuffing out now ...so
wickerinca plotted and decided that teddybear had to be delt with
A time machine!? So she produced from under her belt...
willowbankbear
14-Feb-06, 17:02
And Locked them both in the time machine where suddenly.......
wickerinca took teddybear to the kruger national park threw him out.....
..of the landrover in amongst the lions - they attacked him ...
wickerinca
14-Feb-06, 19:48
..and the stuffing was going everywhere....but wickerinca took pity...
.. and fought the lions off to save him, but he ....
Already lost a leg, then his arm
but this is where the time machine came in handy
With a woosh and a bang it blew up then...
lasher appeared out of nowhere, he was very very drunk
connieb19
14-Feb-06, 21:13
lasher appeared out of nowhere, he was very very drunkso drunk he couldn't remember here he had left his....
connieb19
14-Feb-06, 21:20
Boxer shorts from the night before...they must be in...
melted_wellie
14-Feb-06, 21:29
Boxer shorts from the night before...they must be in.......a right state,very hot vindaloo last night,oh no..........
2little2late
14-Feb-06, 21:38
suppose i'd better put the loo roll in the freezer
lasher will be looking for something to cool his
2little2late
14-Feb-06, 23:47
temper before people start to get suspicious about the time
connieb19
14-Feb-06, 23:49
he didn't make it to the toilet in time and............
2little2late
14-Feb-06, 23:50
wondered why he had that vindaloo that upset his stomach
willowbankbear
15-Feb-06, 02:53
And drunk in charge of the time machine when
rheghead looses the plot and confesses all....It was he
2little2late
15-Feb-06, 14:40
who tried to ruin the vindaloo that made everybody go
wickerinca
15-Feb-06, 16:34
galloping off to the potty place! Unfortunately Inspector Rheghead and....
2little2late
15-Feb-06, 22:26
and his sidekick decided it was time to telephone the
willowbankbear
15-Feb-06, 23:09
Camps Bar and have a few more martinis with.........
2little2late
15-Feb-06, 23:31
the resident karaoke singer just to take a bit of
the resident karaoke singer just to take a bit of
a bit of a breather before bringing in miss marple
to investigate the whole sorry business and find out who
wickerinca
16-Feb-06, 15:32
was the Mastermind behind this whole sorry business! This tripe....:grin:
martinis are not strong enough lets have a whiskey chaser and
melted_wellie
16-Feb-06, 18:48
get drunk,when miss marple arrives,we can all then........
slap on the makeup and dance around like hairy clowns
wickerinca
16-Feb-06, 21:08
shaking our bums to the Birdie Dance. What a scream...
.. came out of the cupboard. Oh no! Another murder .....
melted_wellie
16-Feb-06, 21:29
.. came out of the cupboard. Oh no! Another murder .........and theres me just put my slippers on too,damn.......
2little2late
16-Feb-06, 22:31
nuisance all this running to and fro just to get
melted_wellie
16-Feb-06, 22:35
nuisance all this running to and fro just to getthe murderer of the odd old age pensioner, they are........
2little2late
16-Feb-06, 22:44
the murderer of the odd old age pensioner, they are........
always trying to get the better of the anonymous heroes
wickerinca
16-Feb-06, 23:03
Rheghead and Szin weren't much cope so we will call....
2little2late
16-Feb-06, 23:08
Rheghead and Szin weren't much cope so we will call....
an end to this tale and say good night everyone.
rabbitgogo
20-Feb-06, 17:39
Then all of a sudden......
willowbankbear
20-Feb-06, 17:44
An Enormous crash & bang noise came from outside the........
forum's virtual boundarys, it was some kind of weird lurker
wickerinca
20-Feb-06, 19:18
dressed in a really bad Halloween costume....but looked a
bit like Darth Vader - with a curly blonde wig on ...
Bingobabe
21-Feb-06, 01:59
with polka dot suspenders & a purple thong with......
wickerinca
21-Feb-06, 02:44
Bambi printed on the front. "Beware earthlings!" he roared "I......"
willowbankbear
21-Feb-06, 02:51
am worth a watching! so beware ye people that
mock me for I am the supreme being and can
willowbankbear
21-Feb-06, 11:39
HIt ye with my Truncheon and chase you round the
Old oak tree with a yellow ribbon round it, la la la la la la la !
willowbankbear
21-Feb-06, 12:30
The only oak tree in Caifness, which was near to.......
The best cake shop in wick OMG HELP......
Which unfortunately had just gone into liquidation because of the
great cakes that somerfield sell, and to make matters worse...
Bingobabe
21-Feb-06, 12:55
All the detectives from the south had decided to eat
wickerinca
21-Feb-06, 15:05
all of the Tunnocks teacakes to save Connie the bother:evil [lol]
willowbankbear
21-Feb-06, 15:42
Poor Connie, all she could do now was wonder if
just then she spotted the tunnock's lorry and ambushed the driver
willowbankbear
21-Feb-06, 17:14
With her blinding smile & wit before DrZhin could get
his hands on the chocolate, and other things...
but she ate so much chocolate that she got toothache ...
and had to rush to the emergency dentist for a...
huge number of fillings and extraction which cost her a
OMG £1000 Connie was furious I'm not paying that you mad.....
man, I want to be treated on the NHS like
pedromcgrory
21-Feb-06, 19:40
when i was a kid
and I used to walk 20 miles to school and
pedromcgrory
21-Feb-06, 20:58
run the whole way back untill
one day I got home and my parents had moved ..
House and never even told me they were moving........
.. I felt so sorry for myself until a great big
.. I felt so sorry for myself until a great big
Crate of tunnocks teacakes fell out a tree and....
.. made me realise that this was deja vu ... not again!!!!!
willowbankbear
22-Feb-06, 02:52
So I got my pockets full of teacakes &........
leaves that were stuck to them what a sticky situation ....
I found myself to be in, what next?........
...would I fall victim to the choccie monster or would .....
willowbankbear
22-Feb-06, 11:19
Pepsi Challenge come to the rescue? or will he just
leave me to my fate and eat the teacakes?
eat the tea cakes yummmm my favourite forget the diet................
forget the cannabis, forget the booze....
forget everything except the yummy chocolate, but wait who screamed ...
willowbankbear
22-Feb-06, 17:40
weight youll gain and diets lose, until just at the.....
end of the sentence there appeared a huge ugly monster
molly dolly
22-Feb-06, 19:32
who was after the...............
small ugly monster in the long queue for the toilets
wickerinca
22-Feb-06, 20:08
Connie realised that after all those teacakes she needed to
kill jjc - he annoyed one person too many...
wickerinca
22-Feb-06, 21:02
kill jjc - he annoyed one person too many...
(I had her rushing to the loo and having to fight the little monster but your line is fine:lol: )
(I had her rushing to the loo and having to fight the little monster but your line is fine:lol: )
And after she had killed jjc, she rushed to the loo and.....
fought the little monster, by lunchtime however there was a....
a very strong smell filling the house of.....
dead bodies (after all this is suppose to be a murder)
so Saxovtr was called to collect them in the wheeliebin ...
2little2late
22-Feb-06, 22:52
and took them all for a spin round Wick centre
wickerinca
23-Feb-06, 02:06
Then he parked and showed the other boyracers what upgrades
he had made to the wheelie bin to turn it
2little2late
23-Feb-06, 14:06
into a crummy saxo which went bang when he started...
to crank up the engin using sweatybetty's tights as a fan belt
2little2late
23-Feb-06, 14:30
then saxo vtr decided to use his own tights to
crank his engine my fishnets are better than yours sweaty
rhen he used them to strangle his next victim who was....
...unprepared for the attack, but still managed to cry out...
scrapydoo
23-Feb-06, 18:43
not that it did much use considering the wheeliebin had soundproofing
fitted. Suddenly and without warning the whole thing imploded spectacularly
which was sad, considering it was such a jovial wheeliebin...
scrapydoo
23-Feb-06, 19:08
but who was in the wheeliebin getting attacked at the time.............................
This we may never know ..suddenly from the distance came.....
Jack in the box "what's going on here then"??.............
but he'll be allright - it was a bobby from wick
.. who had solved many crimes, but this time it was ...
beginning to look like even he couldn't solve it until...............
along came his bloodhound, called hairy harry, who was a
cheeky dog by all accounts, very good at his job
but a bit forgetful at times. So he started to
wickerinca
28-Feb-06, 20:46
howl as he had been signed to sing with Paris......
and paris singing was enough to burst another eardrum because...
her sweet voice was more than a normal human could..
ever adjust their ears to but..........
connieb19
01-Mar-06, 00:11
ever adjust their ears to but..........They could always turn their earing aids off so that....[para]
if they did'nt like her choice of song they did'nt have to listen....................
they could go to the camps with willowbankbear....................
then along came the traffic warden .........
And joined in on the kareoke until..........
... the noise abatement folk appeared and said that they had
Whitewater
01-Mar-06, 15:27
Heard thix people thinging thongth not thuitable for thenthitive tholeth ---
a passing dentist offered to do something about the lisp
not that it was much use and lost her voice
Alice in Blunderland
01-Mar-06, 19:39
due to the shock of the price the dentist wanted...........:evil
"Does anyone actually read all this nonsensical tosh" she said?
and stuck a snowball in sweaty's mouth in the hope it would.....
put us all out of the misery we've endured
but sweaty being sweaty would not shut up ...........
It's the men drilling bore holes who did it! So....
fran was mad that her secret was out....................
they found 3 bodies...................
they turned out to be rubber ones..............
rubber models of the naked rambler...................
fran was sooooo embarrassed at .........
the fact that so many people can't count to TEN ......
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10........................
.. but then those who could count to ten banded together ...
is it 4,2,5,6,1,8,9,3,7,10, no is that right yes it must be................
Then, at last, not a minute too soon: it finished.
.. but then by special request it all started up again!!
Here we go again, happy as can be, hooray, hooray...
even thought it is a very cold and snowy day :D
Oh what a boring thread i think back to bed
you're just out of bed have you been taking sleeping tablets again.............
and put an ice pack on my head, he said.
he's a budding poet, tho he don't know it
Tablet's indeed exahaustion could be cold shower may need
the murder's been committed, and up sweaty's been fitted
but with heavy jumpers we really need to be kitted
cos the weathers got better, if you like snowy heather....
Whitewater
02-Mar-06, 17:38
The noise abatement man arrived and said....
Whitewater
02-Mar-06, 17:40
thith thnow thendth thhivreth through ma thockth.
.. and he caught a really bad cold and ended up ...
dead. And his poor wife was thocked!
Cedric Farthsbottom III
02-Mar-06, 23:50
Do ye like fruit thcones or plain thcones she asked?
aye thcones way big sultanas and............
and lotth of butter - arghhhhhhh theee yelled, I've been poithoned ....
another body to bury, or make into curry...
.. Sherlock Gnomes came to investigate, with him he brought his
Funky_Foal
03-Mar-06, 17:35
dog and an evil weasel he found in his shoe
As Sherlock looked for clues, the weasel attacked the dog ....
then sherlock gnomes sidekick dr whatgnome turned up to help..............
but the weasel turned on Dr Whatgnome too because he
Funky_Foal
03-Mar-06, 21:31
stood on its tail so it sprung for his throat
ripped out his jugular, splattered his coat...
Funky_Foal
04-Mar-06, 12:18
suddenly a naked mole rat came running to save the
cat, who said, omygod, i'm sick of this thread, then went off to bed
Funky_Foal
04-Mar-06, 12:36
but the cat got murdered in the night by a
demented robin. Sherlock Gnomes was horrified at what he saw ..
cos the cat had the devil's claw
a herb very effective in treating a variety of complaints
but this had not saved the cat, a murder has .......
been comitted in the back room of the thurso.....
library. where porshiepoo was studying the bible...
in preparation to join a nunnery
she failed an ran off................
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