5 Word Story

[grantyg]

Dead easy lets see how long we can keep this post going!
Keep it clean -

Sitting on the cliff edge........

[spiggie]

looking at the cold sea.....

[star]

was a one legged man

[grantyg]

His stump itched but he.....

[BustedShoe2]

could not reach to scratch

[star]

he picked up a stick

[connieb19]

he rubbed against a wall

[DrSzin]

He was busy concentrating on...

[elaine]

the enormous shooting star which....

[connieb19]

seemed to be getting nearer[para]

[DW]

As he took out his

[elaine]

telescope, for a closer look...

[connieb19]

Stump...he Felt A Big......

[Alice in Blunderland]

bang on his back he

[grantyg]

Jumped in amazment to see

[cuddlepop]

an amazing talking fish

[girnigoe]

who told him he was

[connieb19]

clive..the amazing talking fish

[cuddlepop]

THAT...IFORGOT IT WAS 5 sorry

[grantyg]

clive..the amazing talking fish

Wearing a beret and a

[Venture]

and a Wick Academy Scarf

[girnigoe]

which he found in the

[Saveman]

Before he could say boo!

[grantyg]

which was a local pub

[paris]

Kilt he got from Tescos

[grantyg]

Clive took him to the

[DrSzin]

bottom of the deep-blue sea...

[elaine]

to meet the king of

[phoenix]

:eek:Where they found a chest........

[connieb19]

A very small chest.....but

[DrSzin]

'twas too heavy to lift...

[krieve]

They went to find clive's......

[DrSzin]

magic chest-unlocking underwater sonic screwdriver

[Loafer]

I work at the Dounreay......

The Loafer

[phoenix]

:confused::eek:It was the wrong screwdriver.........

[grantyg]

but with his magic stump

[krieve]

he hit the chest and it.........

[phoenix]

burst open to reveal a............

[DrSzin]

secret passageway which led down...

[obiron]

a shaft, he gasped my

[connieb19]

a shaft, he gasped myLordy, chavy bree..deek doon....

[paris]

leg and it fell off

[DW]

leg and it fell off

Quickly applying some super glue

[connieb19]

Quickly applying some super gluebut it stuck to his.....

[phoenix]

:confused:fingers, he called to Clive.............

[laguna2]

Help me to get unstuck!

[girnigoe]

Clive shouted - I cant because.....

[phoenix]

:confused:I cant remember, what it............

[teddybear1873]

is i'm supposed to do

[hails4]

I cant cos ma fins......

[connieb19]

I cant cos ma fins......keep getting in my way....:confused:

[Shadow]

Try using your teeth to...

[krieve]

clive pulled with his mouth

[connieb19]

clive pulled with his mouthBut his teeth fell out....

[krieve]

the teeth broke into millions.......

[ice box]

it to millions of eggs

[connieb19]

it to millions of eggsextra special eggs that go.....

[ice box]

get him un stuck.....

[phoenix]

[lol]fleurescent and change into allsorts...........

[nightowl]

of space beings that fly

[Alice in Blunderland]

The space beings latched onto...

[krieve]

the stump grew a leg

[teddybear1873]

then it grew another 1

[phoenix]

the man thought cool, now............

[teddybear1873]

i could use these extra

[Alice in Blunderland]

legs to sprint into town....

[teddybear1873]

which will make me run

[DrSzin]

And drink myself legless again

[phoenix]

but first I have to..........

[Alice in Blunderland]

master the camps karaoke where

[krieve]

Meet the king with clive.....

[connieb19]

master the camps karaoke whereyou must meet in with.....

[ice box]

karaoke queen who is .....

[phoenix]

Clives better half, she sings...........

[connieb19]

Clives better half, she sings........... and she dances, and she.............

[ice box]

drinks like a fish....

[connieb19]

drinks like a fish....A round of applause for....

[paris]

connie whos fighting the flab

[teddybear1873]

which is a big achievement

[connieb19]

And paris with her HUGE.........

[teddybear1873]

cod fish gob which is

[ice box]

which is talking......

[teddybear1873]

like no other gob i

[ice box]

have heard of ......

[krieve]

before the best karaoke

[ice box]

singer in the camps apart.......

[grantyg]

singer in the camps apart.......

from hairy boab the pirate

[krieve]

who split his drink on.........

[caithnessgirl]

his old hairy mother's head...

[krieve]

she was so........

[grantyg]

not happy she left and

[teddybear1873]

went of in the huff

[krieve]

slipped on a banana and......

[teddybear1873]

hit her head,........hey presto

[teddybear1873]

is this dirty week nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[2little2late]

'tis the end of world.

[teddybear1873]

but its really not the

[teddybear1873]

end so we will continue

[2little2late]

to pretend that it is

[krieve]

the jungle and you are

[2little2late]

going to watch glasgow rangers

[angela5]

with a big hairy ape

[ice box]

And come away crying.....

[krieve]

because rangers are the

[caithnessgirl]

team from back in 1981...

[ice box]

The best lol but...

[2little2late]

then you wake up and......

[angela5]

he fell on a banana skin

[ice box]

smell the coffe ...

[krieve]

ice box hit his head

[phoenix]

:confusedwhere she meets the Wickerman.......

[ice box]

realised they are rubbish....

[ice box]

But he is not a she....

[krieve]

he is a alien and

[2little2late]

his name is clive the.....

[ice box]

good looking at that...

[krieve]

The plot thickens ????

[phoenix]

suddenly clive the fishy alien.....

[ice box]

the good looking one with...

[krieve]

turns into a big big ..............

[2little2late]

three arms, one eye and

[krieve]

the good looking one with...
banana feet

[ice box]

monster and eats......

[phoenix]

cadburys creme eggs and any..............

[2little2late]

women for their dinner and

[2little2late]

one for their dinner and tea

[ice box]

then go's for ......

[krieve]

fish n chips supper then

[ice box]

Then a pint and a....

[connieb19]

fish n chips supper thenthe big fat greasy ape....

[krieve]

tryed to bite connie but

[ice box]

it was too ....

[krieve]

boney and he likes a

[ice box]

big chewy .....

[krieve]

meaty bit of

[ice box]

cheese burger and chips that he .....

[krieve]

picked up which connie dropped..........

[ice box]

out side the ......

[krieve]

hagars bar ..............

[ice box]

with who and doing what.....

[krieve]

with clive it was 12 o clock

[ice box]

clive turn back to a fish and....

[krieve]

had to get in water fast

[2little2late]

swam back to the sea

[ice box]

with all the other fish....

[teddybear1873]

then an atomic bomb blew

[krieve]

but he did'nt get far ........

[teddybear1873]

or was it connies butt

[teddybear1873]

that made a rumbling sound

[ice box]

after that cheeseburger

[krieve]

clive did'nt know what to..........

[ice box]

when the sea shook

[krieve]

he was scared he shouted ........

[ice box]

HELP HELP someone chasing me

[krieve]

it was the king who

[teddybear1873]

came to the rescue and

[krieve]

took clive back to the

[teddybear1873]

shore where they got stoned

[teddybear1873]

oot there heed as they

[teddybear1873]

puffed away a few spliffs

[Whitewater]

as they waited for chips

[Cedric Farthsbottom III]

to start on the telly.

[teddybear1873]

while they watched reporting scotland

[Fran]

reporting about missing fish fingers.....

[wickerinca]

Twas Captain Birds Eye...the

[laguna2]

old man of the sea

[krieve]

he said one of my

[laguna2]

ships is missing off Orkney

[krieve]

the orcadians were scoffing the

[elaine]

talking fish for their tea...

[krieve]

captain birdseyes was raging he......

[angela5]

said, " no more fish for you".

[Alice in Blunderland]

he was so upset he....

[angela5]

through his recipes away

[krieve]

started making chicken food but

[angela5]

they had the bird flu...

[krieve]

the chickens needed the doctor

[angela5]

But he was on call

[krieve]

he took them to the

[ice box]

chicken hospital were the quacks

[angela5]

said they were no good

[ice box]

captain birdseye was beside himself........

[angela5]

what will i do now...

[ice box]

maybe i should specialise in......

[angela5]

Captain cow eye steak burgers

[ice box]

and steak fingers but what.....

[ice box]

about clive where is clive ?????

[wilma]

captain steakeye started searching for........

[wickerinca]

Hi is all by himself

[wilma]

but where could he be..........

[teddybear1873]

is he on the hooch

[krieve]

here i am said clive.........

[angela5]

Hiccup i have had a few.

[krieve]

clive was sick over captain ..............

[angela5]

he thought that's it Hotpot...

[krieve]

until he realised that it ............

[grantyg]

his leg was starting to

[teddybear1873]

rot away so he thought

[angela5]

go a wee bit wobbly

[grantyg]

and stay well clear of

[lassieinfife]

the bug eyed green monster.......

[angela5]

he kept taking the hooch.....

[2little2late]

then saxovtr ran him down

[skaterboy]

to somerfield to buy some..............

[Alice in Blunderland]

Old Pultney and a little....

[Julia]

cold ham and banana custard....

[skaterboy]

but he didn't have enough....

[2little2late]

to shove up saxo's exhaust.

[teddybear1873]

as he had a grudge

[grantyg]

because the blue neons scared.....

[teddybear1873]

him to death, so he

[Saveman]

slapped on some make-up

[ice box]

shouted at him he was

[Saveman]

rubbish at five word stories

[teddybear1873]

so he turned it into a ten worded story which

[Saveman]

allowed greater flexibility in the creative process...so it did

[ice box]

now he could say more because he loved to gossip

[teddybear1873]

which clive thought to himself is this story really a

[teddybear1873]

story or is it a load of dung. so he

[teddybear1873]

killed everyone in the story and killed himself
....THE END

[ice box]

no it aint its only the start

[Saveman]

Phew, amazing!....that was some thread, anybody else enjoy it?

[teddybear1873]

we need to do 1 with a proper plot with people from the org..a murder mystery or something like that. a 10 worded would b ok i think

[wickerinca]

That was so much fun.....Came rushing home to see how it was going!! Let's start a new one!!:grin:

[grantyg]

Yep that was my most popular post yet sorry for all the time I have wasted!
I agree we should do a themed one every once in a while..............
But titled ................
"Trinkie Monster" in the style of ................. a carry on film!

[krieve]

good one grantyg that should be a laugh trinkie monster lol