A Valentine

[golach]

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Sugar is Sweet
And so are You

But the Roses are Fading
The Violets are Dead
The Sugar Bowl's Empty
And So is Your Head [lol]

[Tugmistress]

bloody brilliant! love it G, thanks for making me laugh :D

[ITSONLYME]

Fantastic, made me laugh [lol][lol][lol]

[brokencross]

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Sugar is Sweet
And so are You

But the Roses are Fading
The Violets are Dead
The Sugar Bowl's Empty
And So is Your Head [lol]

Romance lives on, but only just[lol]

[Julia]

Since my Valentine got a computer
My love life has taken a hit.
Nothing I say is important
Unless it’s a byte or a bit.

Before she got her new laptop,
Everything was just fine;
Now she says we can’t talk
Unless we both go online.

"If you want to get into my favorites," she said,
And you want to get past my encryption,
If you want to get through my firewall,
Here is my only prescription."

"First, put up your own Web site,
And e-mail me when it’s done.
I’ll check your page rank with Google,
And tell you if you’re the one."

My life has become a real trial,
Since my Valentine got a computer.
If I want her to care about me again,
I guess I’ll have to reboot her.