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kriklah
26-Jan-09, 14:57
ok, rather than hijack the garage door thread...

my all time favorite oxymoron has got to be

Microsoft Works !!!!!
Shabbychic
26-Jan-09, 15:42
Here's a few that spring to mind.

Government Organisation
Bureaucratic Efficiency
Genuine Imitation
Pretty Ugly
Database Security
brokencross
26-Jan-09, 15:53
ok, rather than hijack the garage door thread...

"Awfully good" of you, that would have been a "pretty ugly" thing to do which may have resulted in "civil war"!!
Invisible
26-Jan-09, 17:11
"Awfully good" of you, that would have been a "pretty ugly" thing to do which may have resulted in "civil war"!!

quality! just like a silent scream
ShelleyCowie
26-Jan-09, 18:01
My favourites are:-

Accidentaly on Purpose
Start Stopping
Deafening Silence
Controlled Chaos
Same Difference
Organized Mess

I use them quite alot actually [lol]

Oh and Ill Health! Thats a silly one! :confused
2little2late
26-Jan-09, 18:07
One of mine is
Prime Minister [lol]
Bazeye
26-Jan-09, 19:04
Rush hour
Climb down
All alone
Act naturally
Extra ordinary
Live recording
New and improved???
veekay
26-Jan-09, 20:45
My favourite

Fun Run
daviddd
26-Jan-09, 21:23
generous Scotsman? (;->)
TBH
26-Jan-09, 21:29
generous Scotsman? (;->)Humble Englishman.
Tristan
26-Jan-09, 23:28
Military Intelligence.
JAWS
27-Jan-09, 00:33
Post Modern ???
Kevin Milkins
27-Jan-09, 00:37
Clever Dick??
scorrie
27-Jan-09, 21:22
Police Work?
gillian17
27-Jan-09, 21:31
Le sein
Actually all female body parts are masculine in French and all German policeman are feminine. I wish I could make things like this up. xx