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davie
17-Jan-09, 13:12
Maybe the wrong place to post this but I will go ahead anyway :

Crofter wants woman to share workload and for possible long-term relationship. Any applicants must be good with sheep and have own tractor. Please send photograph of tractor.
dirdyweeker
17-Jan-09, 15:26
Hehehe...you are havin' a larf!:lol:

Pity my camera is broken...........
Kodiak
17-Jan-09, 15:30
Maybe the wrong place to post this but I will go ahead anyway :

Crofter wants woman to share workload and for possible long-term relationship. Any applicants must be good with sheep and have own tractor. Please send photograph of tractor.


That is a Real Old one, I read that supposed advert well over 30 Years ago.
Bazeye
17-Jan-09, 15:34
Maybe the wrong place to post this but I will go ahead anyway :

Any applicants must be good with sheep
:eek::eek::eek:
Billy Boy
17-Jan-09, 17:12
Maybe the wrong place to post this but I will go ahead anyway :

Crofter wants woman to share workload and for possible long-term relationship. Any applicants must be good with sheep and have own tractor. Please send photograph of tractor.

lol I will give you my wife she is built like a heifer :eek: [lol] an a good worker if you keep her fed in chocolate ( if you give her enough chocolate she will round the sheep up for you ) I'll even invest in a tractor if you want her lol :lol:
highlander
17-Jan-09, 18:37
Billyboy you are Baaddddddddddd......lol
davie
17-Jan-09, 19:38
Well - obviously posted in the wrong place. 299 views and no takers. To add insult to injury some plonker treats this as a joke.
A well, yet another lonely night on the croft.
Boss
17-Jan-09, 20:50
Maybe the wrong place to post this but I will go ahead anyway :

Crofter wants woman to share workload and for possible long-term relationship. Any applicants must be good with sheep and have own tractor. Please send photograph of tractor.

Just out of interest, have you found your Dame yet? or perhaps, the Tractor?
Must admit you brought a smile :) in the much dreaded gale.
davie
17-Jan-09, 21:03
No luck Boss,
Its an old one and I thought maybe not many of the younger generation had heard it !.
I think there was 139 views before some Weeker said 'are you joking' but of the 139 who looked in prior to that I wonder how many wifies thought :

1)Just maybe this is my chance to bag a rich crofter or

2). Has that daft old fool finally lost it ? or even worse

3) How many of those who looked were not wifies ?

Anyway I am disappointed that there were no offers (even in jest) - I am sure we could have wound up a few dopy Tea in a Bowlie type craturs.
brokencross
25-Jan-09, 09:19
You can have my wife. When she lived on a farm she used to be really mad on tractors. However she left the farm and gave up her love of tractors; now works works in a kitchen, she is an extractor fan..........................................an ex tractor fan..do you get it????

SORRY