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Welcomefamily
28-Dec-08, 12:44
As we are all looking forward to the New Year, some forward planning:
what would you want on your epitaph??

http://www.famousquotes.me.uk/epitaphs/13.htm

I like Oscar Wildes. :lol:

Melancholy Man
28-Dec-08, 13:27
The red wire, not the bl...

joxville
28-Dec-08, 20:13
I'll get around to it sometime. [lol]

Melancholy Man
28-Dec-08, 20:24
"Disused warehouse looking for a re-stocking".

"Why must Joxie have such disconcerting avatars?"

grumpy1
28-Dec-08, 20:37
here she lies...same crap...different day! (cleaned up version for the post..lol)

Welcomefamily
28-Dec-08, 21:16
I reckon you should have a poll on your signature Joxie....:lol:

Sapphire2803
28-Dec-08, 22:08
How about...

"What are you staring at?"

my other one is rude, not sure whether I can get away with posting it. :lol:

jim shoe
28-Dec-08, 22:10
What about i told you i was ill.:roll:

Julia
28-Dec-08, 22:17
What about i told you i was ill.:roll:

Isn't that Spike Milligan's epitaph.... it's a good one!

Shabbychic
29-Dec-08, 01:11
I'm Deid
Awa an Gie us Peace.

anneoctober
29-Dec-08, 13:52
I'm Deid
Awa an Gie us Peace.
Lovin' it Shabby......[lol]

Kodiak
29-Dec-08, 14:20
I would have this :-

I Bearly Made It

K

percy toboggan
29-Dec-08, 16:31
'Is it that time already'

spurtle
29-Dec-08, 17:13
As we are all looking forward to the New Year, some forward planning:
what would you want on your epitaph??

http://www.famousquotes.me.uk/epitaphs/13.htm

I like Oscar Wildes. :lol:

This is my favourite :

Here lies poor Thomas Snell,
Wha died o' a pain in his kidney
He prayed tae the Lord
Tae mak him well
And he promised he would
... But he didnae

Thumper
29-Dec-08, 18:36
I suppose mine would read something like this-
Here lies Thumper,
the headlights finally got her :) [lol] x

Liz
29-Dec-08, 18:55
End of part one.:D

Welcomefamily
29-Dec-08, 20:18
Some good ones coming up or should I say being put down.

http://www.2spare.com/item_67246.aspx a few good ones here as well.

anneoctober
30-Dec-08, 12:58
I suppose mine would read something like this-
Here lies Thumper,
the headlights finally got her :) [lol] x
Nooooooooooooooooo! !!! Quick give her kiss o life....:~(

anneoctober
30-Dec-08, 13:00
My epitaph............................
"quit kidding around and OPEN the door " [lol]

Thumper
30-Dec-08, 16:32
Nooooooooooooooooo! !!! Quick give her kiss o life....:~(


Aww shucks Anne,nice til know somebody would miss me :D as for the kiss of life........well i could be open to offers :lol:x

ronald.val
30-Dec-08, 17:55
"If there's no fishing in heaven I'm not going" :Razz

scorrie
30-Dec-08, 23:46
A Pain In The Erse

A Pain In The Hearse

A Pain In The Earth

Whitewater
31-Dec-08, 00:38
RIP (Return If Possible)

Melancholy Man
22-Feb-09, 17:36
Hey, who turned out the lights?

Kodiak
22-Feb-09, 18:05
Or even :-

Just Hibernating

Melancholy Man
22-Feb-09, 20:14
Ice cream, ice cream...

JAWS
23-Feb-09, 02:05
Please Knock. If there's no answer then I'm not in.

hotrod4
23-Feb-09, 07:02
He came, He saw, He died.

AfternoonDelight
23-Feb-09, 16:16
She Shone in Life
Her Radiance Plain
Embrace the Sun
No More the Rain

:~(

George Brims
23-Feb-09, 22:14
"Is that it?"

Kevin Milkins
23-Feb-09, 23:18
Friend, stand there and cast an eye.
As you are now, so once was I
As I am now so you must be
Prepare for death and follow me.

scrumpysteve
24-Feb-09, 10:55
"That's all Folks!!"

daviddd
24-Feb-09, 11:43
"Don't grieve for me
For I'm not here;
Treasure your life
And have no fear"