Scottish christmas fairy:

[golach]

I am a little fairy
On tap o' the Christmas tree
Its no' a job ah fancy
Well how would you like tae be me?

A tarted up wi' tinsel
It's enough to mak ye boak
An a couple o' jaggy branches
Rammed up the back o' your frock

An' these wee lights a'roon me
I canny get my sleep
An' there's the yearly visit
Fae Santa - Big fat creep!

On Christmas Day I'm stuck up here
While you're a' wirin' in
An' naebody says "Hey you up there
Could you go a slug o' gin?”

It's nae joke bein' a fairy
The job's beyond belief
You've got to go roon' the wean's beds
An' lift their rotten teeth

But o' a' the joabs a fairy gets
An' I've mentioned only some
The very worst is sitting up a tree
Wi' pine needles up yir bum

When a' the fairies meet again
By the light of' the silvery moon
Ye can tell the Christmas fairies
They're the wans that canna sit doon

The Christmas tree's a bonny sight
As the firelight softly flickers
But think o' me I'm stuck up here
Wi' needles in my knickers

So soon as Christmas time's right by
An' I stop bein' sae full o' cheer
I'll get awa back tae Fairyland
An' I'll see yous a' next year.

Aye…cheerio the noo

P.S. The Fairy's name is Laguna

[Kenn]

Loved that, well there is a cure, give the wee lass a rest and put a star in her place!

[Boss]

very good, what about a wee cotton ball for the fairy to sit on?
sure, she'd appreciate that.:lol::lol:

[daviddd]

nice one Golach - very apt...

[wifie]

Gol thank you soooooo much for that laugh - I actually laughed out loud sittin here in my livingroom alone! [lol]
Just wait 'til laguna gets hold of you tho! :eek:

[laguna2]

I am a little fairy
On tap o' the Christmas tree
Its no' a job ah fancy
Well how would you like tae be me?

A tarted up wi' tinsel
It's enough to mak ye boak
An a couple o' jaggy branches
Rammed up the back o' your frock

An' these wee lights a'roon me
I canny get my sleep
An' there's the yearly visit
Fae Santa - Big fat creep!

On Christmas Day I'm stuck up here
While you're a' wirin' in
An' naebody says "Hey you up there
Could you go a slug o' gin?”

It's nae joke bein' a fairy
The job's beyond belief
You've got to go roon' the wean's beds
An' lift their rotten teeth

But o' a' the joabs a fairy gets
An' I've mentioned only some
The very worst is sitting up a tree
Wi' pine needles up yir bum

When a' the fairies meet again
By the light of' the silvery moon
Ye can tell the Christmas fairies
They're the wans that canna sit doon

The Christmas tree's a bonny sight
As the firelight softly flickers
But think o' me I'm stuck up here
Wi' needles in my knickers

So soon as Christmas time's right by
An' I stop bein' sae full o' cheer
I'll get awa back tae Fairyland
An' I'll see yous a' next year.

Aye…cheerio the noo

P.S. The Fairy's name is Laguna



Laguna has only just seen it ... in fact it was Mr Laguna who pointed it out to me - in between great roars of laughter I might add![evil]

I must admit I actually laughed out loud at it too ... very clever ... watch out golach ... revenge is sweet :evil

[wifie]

Woohoo! Fight! Fight! Oooooh the revenge of Laguna! [lol]