souperman
12-Dec-08, 05:39
Recipe for xmas cake
The perfect way to make a Christmas cake
Ingredients
1 cup of water.
1 tsp baking soda.
1 cup of sugar.
1 tsp salt.
1 cup of brown sugar.
lemon juice.
4 large eggs.
nuts.
1 bottle Vodka.
2 cups of dried fruit.
Sample the vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the vodka again.
To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is shhstill OK.
Try another cup .... just in case
Turn off the mixerer.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick fruit off the floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a sdrewscriver
Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a sthit.
Check the vodka.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table ,fall over it oh bllkcs!
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find
Greash the oven and p*ss in the fridge.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Tesh the vodka .. better have two teshts
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka
and kick the rabbits.
Fall into bed.
CHERRY MISTMAS! TO ALL
The perfect way to make a Christmas cake
Ingredients
1 cup of water.
1 tsp baking soda.
1 cup of sugar.
1 tsp salt.
1 cup of brown sugar.
lemon juice.
4 large eggs.
nuts.
1 bottle Vodka.
2 cups of dried fruit.
Sample the vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the vodka again.
To be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is shhstill OK.
Try another cup .... just in case
Turn off the mixerer.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick fruit off the floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a sdrewscriver
Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a sthit.
Check the vodka.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table ,fall over it oh bllkcs!
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find
Greash the oven and p*ss in the fridge.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Tesh the vodka .. better have two teshts
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka
and kick the rabbits.
Fall into bed.
CHERRY MISTMAS! TO ALL