Describe your motorcycle not girlfriend

[rockchick]

Things you can say about your motorcycle that you can't say about your girlfriend:

Just give her a kick and she starts right up...

Anyone else?

[joxville]

It doesn't get angry when you go with another motorbike!!! [lol]

[Kevin Milkins]

The more you throttle it the faster it goes.:eek:

[brokencross]

It is easy to get your leg over:Razz