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peedie man
12-Oct-08, 18:30
A tough old cowboy counselled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long
life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on his oatmeal every
morning.
The grandson did this religiously to the age of 103, when he died.

He left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great-grand- children, 25
great-great-grand children, and a 15 foot hole where the crematorium used to
be.