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elaine
14-Jan-06, 17:51
Write a wish.
The next person to reply grants your wish, but there's a consequence to it!
Then (s)he writes another wish, which the next person corrupts.

Example:
1st person: I wish I had a million euros.
2nd person: Granted, but you stole it from a bank so now you're doing life in prison.

I'll start.

I wish I was invisible.

porshiepoo
14-Jan-06, 17:54
Granted. But so is everyone else!

I wish I was a multimillionairess. (predictable but hey, we're just getting started!)

Saveman
14-Jan-06, 17:54
Write a wish.
The next person to reply grants your wish, but there's a consequence to it!
Then (s)he writes another wish, which the next person corrupts.

Example:
1st person: I wish I had a million euros.
2nd person: Granted, but you stole it from a bank so now you're doing life in prison.

I'll start.

I wish I was invisible.

Granted.
But you remain that way forever and noone ever pays attention to you.


I wish I could fly.

elaine
14-Jan-06, 18:00
Granted but you are sucked into a jet engine and end up as mince-meat

I wish I was thin

Tymey
14-Jan-06, 18:01
Write a wish.
The next person to reply grants your wish, but there's a consequence to it!
Then (s)he writes another wish, which the next person corrupts.

Example:
1st person: I wish I had a million euros.
2nd person: Granted, but you stole it from a bank so now you're doing life in prison.

I'll start.

I wish I was invisible.

I wish you weren't. Ooo that's corrupt. :0)

paris
14-Jan-06, 18:01
Granted..but how cold it must be in your nest at night.

I wish ... i was slimer ! (wishful thinking !)

paris
14-Jan-06, 18:02
wasnt quick enough !

Tymey
14-Jan-06, 18:04
Granted but you are sucked into a jet engine and end up as mince-meat

I wish I was thin

OK but you become a stick insect and get eaten by something big and nasty.

elaine
14-Jan-06, 18:06
btw
remember you can't corrupt a wish without wishing for something else!

Tymey
14-Jan-06, 18:08
I wish I could think of something to wish for....

Saveman
14-Jan-06, 18:12
I wish I could think of something to wish for....

Granted.
You do and then someone corrupts it!

I wish I had a grand piano in my house.

elaine
14-Jan-06, 18:14
granted.
But you trap your fingers in the lid and can't play ever again

I wish it was always sunny

nightowl
14-Jan-06, 18:16
granted.
But you trap your fingers in the lid and can't play ever again

I wish it was always sunny

Granted but you burn easily and soon look like a prune

I wish it would snow

BOD
14-Jan-06, 18:19
granted - but school kids throw snow balls at your windows

I wish I was in Las Vegas!

paris
14-Jan-06, 18:27
Granted.... but you have no money to use in the casinos
I wish.... my motor bike hadnt blown up .

jjc
14-Jan-06, 18:31
I wish I was in Las Vegas!
Granted... but you are homeless and penniless, forced to spend the rest of your life watching people throw thousands of dollars away for a quick thrill whilst you scrabble through dustbins for whatever you can find to eat.

I wish I had more time.

porshiepoo
14-Jan-06, 18:32
Granted.... but you have no money to use in the casinos
I wish.... my motor bike hadnt blown up .


Granted! But then you sit on it and it blows up anyway!

I wish the world was made of chocolate!

porshiepoo
14-Jan-06, 18:34
Granted... but you are homeless and penniless, forced to spend the rest of your life watching people throw thousands of dollars away for a quick thrill whilst you scrabble through dustbins for whatever you can find to eat.

I wish I had more time.


Granted! But you end up spending all of that extra time on caithness.org, go nuts, lose everything, end up in a mental institution where time carries on as normal for everyone else.

I wish unicorns were real.

paris
14-Jan-06, 18:34
Granted.. but your to big as it is !

I wish... i could be in caithness with my friends .

jjc
14-Jan-06, 18:36
I wish unicorns were real.
Granted… but they are nasty creatures with mean tempers and they spend their lives hunting down humans and mercilessly skewering us on their horns.

I wish wishes were real.

porshiepoo
14-Jan-06, 18:37
I wish... i could be in caithness with my friends .
[/QUOTE]

Granted! But the old folks home has shut now hon!!!

I wish there was no hate in the world. Ever!!

porshiepoo
14-Jan-06, 18:39
Granted… but they are nasty creatures with mean tempers and they spend their lives hunting down humans and mercilessly skewering us on their horns.

You seriously are worrying jjc. lol.



I wish wishes were real.


Granted! But remember the time you wished the world would open up and swallow you whole!

brandy
14-Jan-06, 18:40
granted.. but everyone keeps on saying i wish for every little thing and the world slowly crumbles to anarchy before everyone is blown to bits *G*
i wish for world peace!

elaine
14-Jan-06, 18:41
guys remember to only reply to the last post each time so you don't break the chain......

I wish I had magic shoes.....

brandy
14-Jan-06, 18:43
granted... but you are forced to dance until your feet are bloody stubs..
i wish for fame and fortune

elaine
14-Jan-06, 18:59
granted but you become famous as a bank robber and end up in jail for the rest of your life

i wish i had x-ray vision.....

Saveman
14-Jan-06, 18:59
Granted. But it goes to your head and you lose everything you hold dear and don't realise it until you're too old to do anything about it.


I wish you joy in all you do.

spiggie
14-Jan-06, 19:05
Granted, then you have no Joy in anything that you do!

I wish i could breathe under water! :)

ice box
14-Jan-06, 19:27
Granted but then you get eatting by a shark

I wish i would win the lottery rollover tonight !

scorrie
14-Jan-06, 19:27
Granted, then you have no Joy in anything that you do!

I wish i could breathe under water! :)

Granted, but the swimmer in front of you just farted!!

I wish farts never smelled.

Rheghead
14-Jan-06, 19:35
Granted but then you get eatting by a shark

I wish i would win the lottery rollover tonight !

Granted but then you have to share it with 60,000,000 others.

I wish this thread was closed by the starter

Saveman
14-Jan-06, 19:37
Granted but you'll have to wait for 6 pages.

I wish I didn't have to corrupt Rheghead's wish.

elaine
14-Jan-06, 20:23
Granted.
But then the thread goes wildly out of control and crashes the whole internet.

I wish I had a teleporter.....

brandy
14-Jan-06, 20:30
granted but you are transported to bill gates who then takes out his personal vengence for crashing teh internet..
i wish i could get my two year old potty trained

krieve
14-Jan-06, 20:37
Granted.
But then the thread goes wildly out of control and crashes the whole internet.

I wish I had a teleporter.....
Granted you now owe me £30.000 you can pay me back by cleaning my roans lol

I wish i could be a fly on the wall of the person who always bad reps me lol

angela5
14-Jan-06, 20:53
Granted you now owe me £30.000 you can pay me back by cleaning my roans lol

I wish i could be a fly on the wall of the person who always bad reps me lol

Granted..but you must remain a fly until your squated.

I wish i could turn my childrens voice boxes off.

nightowl
14-Jan-06, 20:54
Granted you now owe me £30.000 you can pay me back by cleaning my roans lol

I wish i could be a fly on the wall of the person who always bad reps me lol

Granted, but who wants to be a fly for the rest of his life?

I wish all tasty food was calorie free

krieve
14-Jan-06, 21:06
Granted, but who wants to be a fly for the rest of his life?

I wish all tasty food was calorie free
Granted but it does'nt help you loose any weight

I wish i did'nt have to pay bills.

elaine
14-Jan-06, 21:12
Granted....but then everything that you did have to pay bills for mysteriously disappears.

I wish I had eyes in the back of my head......

krieve
14-Jan-06, 21:21
Granted but you can no longer use the eye in the front of your head.

I wish nobody ever new anything about money and it did'nt exist

paris
14-Jan-06, 21:31
Granted but you will have to walk backwards for the rest of your life.

I wish it would stop raining

Saveman
14-Jan-06, 21:33
Granted but you can no longer use the eye in the front of your head.

I wish nobody ever new anything about money and it did'nt exist

Granted. Hmm, that was a good one.

Perhaps we should finish on that pleasant thought.

I wish it could be true.

elaine
14-Jan-06, 21:42
Granted.
But then you must pay for everything with cows and bags of grain.

I wish I was a ninja...

paris
14-Jan-06, 21:45
Turtle or tortiose ? you must take orders from your superior

I wish good health and happiness xxxx to all

landmarker
14-Jan-06, 23:02
they are real but concocted in your nightmares, you find yourself in a semi in Staines!

I wish I was twenty three again and better at football than Wayne Rooney .

Sorry - posted out of kilter thread moving fast!

funky-dunky
14-Jan-06, 23:13
granted but so does everyone esp me.

I wish i could find out what to do for my 16th and i also wish i could turn back time.

elaine
14-Jan-06, 23:23
granted....time is turned back but as it turns out you now have 10 years to wait until your 16th birthday

elaine
14-Jan-06, 23:24
oh oh i forgot my wish

I wish I had 4 hands.....

porshiepoo
14-Jan-06, 23:26
Granted! But with that comes 4 feet, 4 heads and no room for any of the other - necessary - female or male organs!

I wish money did actually grow on trees!

spiggie
14-Jan-06, 23:28
Granted, then a big gust of wind comes and blows all the money away

i wish i had magical powers.

Saveman
14-Jan-06, 23:29
Granted

You do, but magic is fictional so your powers are too.


I wish to file a complaint.

porshiepoo
14-Jan-06, 23:34
I wish to file a complaint.
[/QUOTE]

Granted! But you fall into the filing cabinet which is actually a black hole and you're sucked into an alternate universe and trapped there as a slave by spiggies magical powers.

I wish my dog wins crufts 2006.

Astra
14-Jan-06, 23:52
I wish my dog wins crufts 2006.[/quote]
Sorry can't be granted as my dogs going to win it .

I wish the people on this forum would brighten up a bit

elaine
15-Jan-06, 00:34
Granted! But you fall into the filing cabinet which is actually a black hole and you're sucked into an alternate universe and trapped there as a slave by spiggies magical powers.

I wish my dog wins crufts 2006.[/QUOTE]

Granted. But then your dog is kidnapped by a jealous runner-up owner and held at ransom for one million pounds! (to be said like Dr Evil)

I wish I had a bottle of wine in the fridge....

landmarker
15-Jan-06, 00:46
I wish Elaine drank red wine, she wouldn't need a fridge.

I wish it was saturday again tomorrow - weekends are too short.

I wish I had a roast beef butty 'cos I'm starvin'

angela5
15-Jan-06, 01:29
I wish Elaine drank red wine, she wouldn't need a fridge.

I wish it was saturday again tomorrow - weekends are too short.

I wish I had a roast beef butty 'cos I'm starvin'


Granted-but because it was 40 minutes ago you are not hungry anymore.


I wish i was somewhere warm.

Astra
15-Jan-06, 01:42
Granted but dont wish to many times you might get burnt


I wish some one would come and help me eat my left over turkey

jjc
15-Jan-06, 01:56
Granted, but a mould spore growing on the inside of the turkey’s body cavity causes them to hallucinate. They come after you with the carving knife, convinced that you are an extra-terrestrial spy who has been sent to Earth to gather intelligence before the Mother Ship arrives for the invasion.

I wish that everybody had to walk a mile in the shoes of the person they most despise.

angela5
15-Jan-06, 02:04
Granted, but a mould spore growing on the inside of the turkey’s body cavity causes them to hallucinate. They come after you with the carving knife, convinced that you are an extra-terrestrial spy who has been sent to Earth to gather intelligence before the Mother Ship arrives for the invasion.

I wish that everybody had to walk a mile in the shoes of the person they most despise.

Wish Granted--but you can never take those shoes off again,not ever.

I wish i could have something that i'm not allowed.

Astra
15-Jan-06, 02:20
Wish granted but your still not getting it

I wish i didn't buy so much turkey .

angela5
15-Jan-06, 02:28
Wish granted but your still not getting it

I wish i didn't buy so much turkey .

Wish granted--you can now buy a turkey each week without ever wishing you had'nt.


I wish i could still get what i'm not allowed.

Astra
15-Jan-06, 02:35
Wish granted but still not allowed it


I wish that pooh pooh does'nt get there wish

angela5
15-Jan-06, 02:38
Wish granted but still not allowed it


I wish that poo poo does'nt get there wish


:grin: Wish granted.....pooh pooh gets their wish!

I wish astra gets the runs after eating stale left over turkey.:Razz

Astra
15-Jan-06, 02:46
Wish granted but it's going to come back on you three times worse

I wish my numbers came up in the lottrey tonight ..

elaine
15-Jan-06, 11:12
Granted. but the next day the world blows up
I wish I could live forever....

katarina
15-Jan-06, 11:34
wish granted but no one else does, so you're alone.

I wish for world peace

elaine
15-Jan-06, 11:46
Granted. But as soon as we make peace with each other we are immediately attacked by a race of aliens wishing to harvest us all!!

I wish for intergalactic peace...

katarina
15-Jan-06, 11:48
granted. but we are hit by a giant meteor which bounces from one planet to the other and we're all wiped out!

I wish for a quiet life.

elaine
15-Jan-06, 11:54
Granted. But unfortunately you have gone deaf.

I wish I was on my summer holidays...

katarina
15-Jan-06, 12:27
granted but you have to spend it in Caithness!

I wish for a new car

angela5
15-Jan-06, 12:34
Granted its a lovely yellow skoda.

I wish i was lying on the sand under a palm tree.

spiggie
15-Jan-06, 12:39
Granted, but the tree falls on top of you and you are stuck underneath it for evermore!

I wish i could be an egal for a day

angela5
15-Jan-06, 12:47
Granted but your left wing is broken.

I wish someone would sweep me off my feet.

phoenix
15-Jan-06, 12:48
Granted.........but someones plucked all your feathers out, and youve become dyslexic

I wish for Love and Light to be sent to everyone on Caithness.org

spiggie
15-Jan-06, 13:50
Granted but your left wing is broken.

I wish someone would sweep me off my feet.

Granted but it's a 80 year old with a big broom.

I wish I was th PM so I could change everything

spiggie
15-Jan-06, 13:51
Granted.........but someones plucked all your feathers out, and youve become dyslexic

I wish for Love and Light to be sent to everyone on Caithness.org


Granted but there's a major power cut and all the light goes out.

I wish the rain would go south and the sum would come north just a little bit.

krieve
15-Jan-06, 14:31
Granted but it is nice and hot for everyone in caithness but there is a big rain cloud over you for the rest of your life.

i wish i could have an on call babysitter lol

spiggie
15-Jan-06, 15:43
Granted, but your phone breaks so you cant call her!

I wish that i could visit the rain forsest and see all the exotic creatures

porshiepoo
15-Jan-06, 16:44
Granted! But due to global warming the forest has all dried out, burnt down and theres now no animals.


I wish to be in a world of hi tech gadgetry and flying cars.

landmarker
15-Jan-06, 17:05
I wish that everybody had to walk a mile in the shoes of the person they most despise.

I wish nobody despised anyone. I dont think I do. Dislike is different.We should certainly walk a mile in someone's shoes before we insult them. That way they are at least a mile away, and barefoot.

I wish I hadn't told that old joke

connieb19
15-Jan-06, 17:10
I wish nobody despised anyone. I dont think I do. Dislike is different.We should certainly walk a mile in someone's shoes before we insult them. That way they are at least a mile away, and barefoot.

I wish I hadn't told that old jokeWish granted..but everyone remembers it and tells it too
I wish I didn't have a hangover today!!!

porshiepoo
15-Jan-06, 17:14
Wish granted..but everyone remembers it and tells it too


I wish I didn't have a hangover today!!!



Granted! But you go out tonight get completely sloshed and have a hangover tomorrow instead.


I wish we had robot servants.

connieb19
15-Jan-06, 17:18
Granted! But you go out tonight get completely sloshed and have a hangover tomorrow instead.


I wish we had robot servants.Ganted, but they go out of control and take over the whole world...
I wish I could have an all expeses paid for holiday to paradise!

krieve
15-Jan-06, 17:18
Granted! But you go out tonight get completely sloshed and have a hangover tomorrow instead.


I wish we had robot servants.
granted but i have turned you in to my robot servant.

I wish i was a bird

porshiepoo
15-Jan-06, 17:19
I wish I could have an all expeses paid for holiday to paradise!
[/QUOTE]

Granted! But paradise is the afterlife.............

I wish I was 3 inches taller.

porshiepoo
15-Jan-06, 17:21
I wish i was a bird
[/QUOTE]

Granted! But you're a blonde bimbo bird.

I wish I could think of more wishes.

connieb19
15-Jan-06, 17:23
Granted! But paradise is the afterlife.............

I wish I was 3 inches taller.[/quote]Granted but you still have to wear the same clothes for ever and your not allowed to wax your legs!
I wish i was 3 inches taller too with waxed legs!

katarina
15-Jan-06, 17:46
I wish i was 3 inches taller too with waxed legs!

Granted, but it's your head that's three inches longer!

I wish someone would invite me out to dinner - I'm fed up cooking!

connieb19
15-Jan-06, 17:51
Granted, but it's your head that's three inches longer!

I wish someone would invite me out to dinner - I'm fed up cooking!Wish granted, but you wish you'd stayed at home after tasting my cooking!!
I wish I could cook...lol

katarina
15-Jan-06, 17:56
Wish granted, but you wish you'd stayed at home after tasting my cooking!!
I wish I could cook...lol

granted but now you have to cook a meal for the entire Wick Acadamy football team!

I wish My computer worked faster!

spiggie
15-Jan-06, 18:26
Granted, but it works so fast that you cant keep up with it

I wish i was an athelete and super fit!