plasticjock
01-Oct-08, 12:21
Young lad goes out to the club. Clicks with a really attractive older woman…she’s in her 50’s but looks a lot younger.
Tells him she’s divorced with a grown-up daughter and he’s thinking, “Whew, I’ll bet her daughter’s hot as well.”
So they get a taxi and go back to her place.
As soon as they’re through the front door she says, “D’you fancy a Sportsman’s Double?”
“A Sportsman’s Double? What’s that?” he says.
“It’s a…mother and daughter threesome”
“Not half!” he says eagerly
So she goes to the bottom of the stairs and shouts, “Mother! Are you still awake?”
Tells him she’s divorced with a grown-up daughter and he’s thinking, “Whew, I’ll bet her daughter’s hot as well.”
So they get a taxi and go back to her place.
As soon as they’re through the front door she says, “D’you fancy a Sportsman’s Double?”
“A Sportsman’s Double? What’s that?” he says.
“It’s a…mother and daughter threesome”
“Not half!” he says eagerly
So she goes to the bottom of the stairs and shouts, “Mother! Are you still awake?”