View Full Version : If You Outlaw Guns Only the Pandas Will Have Guns
Melancholy Man
28-Sep-08, 23:02
'nuff said (http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c342/zvoncic/pandas-need-guns.jpg). We need to protect ourselves.
However they do have good fashion sense. Witness how this one auditions for a part on What Not To Wear:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1r06d6AbMwg
However they do have good fashion sense. Witness how this one auditions for a part on What Not To Wear:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1r06d6AbMwg
Well, there's not polyester slacks in my wardrobe. And black and white are this season's colours, so we can't go wrong really.
We're just misunderstood. Haven't you seen Kung Fu Panda?
And I think you'll find the world would be a better place if only pandas had guns.
So there.
Melancholy Man
28-Sep-08, 23:14
If you hurt what's mine, panda, I'll sure as hell retaliate (http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00504/MAO-MAO-Panda_682_504638a.jpg).
And I think you'll find the world would be a better place if only pandas had guns.
So there.
They do have guns and MM has photographic proof, they can pick off the neap docker from a teuchters hand from 3 fields away :)
They do have guns and MM has photographic proof, they can pick off the neap docker from a teuchters hand from 3 fields away :)
And your point is?:) Vote yes to the panda militia.
Am I allowed to vote more than once, by the way?
And your point is?:) Vote yes to the panda militia.
Am I allowed to vote more than once, by the way?
My point is....this world will never be safe until pandas are made to carry identity cards :)
At least with panda law everything will be black and white. [lol]
My point is....this world will never be safe until pandas are made to carry identity cards :)
Aye but we all look the same!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Melancholy Man
28-Sep-08, 23:33
And I think you'll find the world would be a better place if only pandas had guns.
So there.
Even flame-throwers (http://www.spassmonkey.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/images/el_panda_flamethrower_wallpaper.jpg)?
Aye but we all look the same!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's never been a problem for the Chinese ;)
Even flame-throwers (http://www.spassmonkey.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/images/el_panda_flamethrower_wallpaper.jpg)?
Combine that with all the drugs they take and you have a recipe for carnage.
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41149000/jpg/_41149454_panda.jpg
I'm truly shocked - I never thought pandas were like this. Of course I believe everything I see on here! :roll:
I'm truly shocked - I never thought pandas were like this. Of course I believe everything I see on here! :roll:
They are masters in the art of subterfuge :)
Melancholy Man
28-Sep-08, 23:41
I'm truly shocked - I never thought pandas were like this. Of course I believe everything I see on here! :roll:
Get voting! We need internment camps before it's too late!
Combine that with all the drugs they take and you have a recipe for carnage.
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41149000/jpg/_41149454_panda.jpg
Bamboo is just a herb maaan!! Don't be lumping us in with those koalas: they really have got a problem.
Bamboo is just a herb maaan!! Don't be lumping us in with those koalas: they really have got a problem.
They only use eucalyptus cos of their sinus problems! :confused
Get voting! We need internment camps before it's too late!
A one way ticket to guantanamo bay for any panda caught with an AK47 after 9pm and having no reasonable excuse
They only use eucalyptus cos of their sinus problems! :confused
Aye well, you dinnae want to come across one of them, late at night, when their sinuses are blocked, I can tell you. Steer clear. No decent panda would be seen hanging aboot wi them....
We just use them for target practice ha ha ha!!!!!
Aye well, you dinnae want to come across one of them, late at night, when their sinuses are blocked, I can tell you. Steer clear. No decent panda would be seen hanging aboot wi them....
We just use them for target practice ha ha ha!!!!!
So now it's race hate against Koalas?.....i'd hate to think what you do to poor ewoks
Melancholy Man
28-Sep-08, 23:51
Here, panda (http://yeinjee.com/asianpop/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/bandi-panda-fashion-04.jpg), fancy a date?
Ewoks were muppets in space.
So now it's race hate against Koalas?.....i'd hate to think what you do to poor ewoks
We signed a truce with them years ago, having seen what they did to those big-legged Darth Vadar vehicle type thingies in the forest. They may have looked cute and cuddly but were obviously completely evil. Therefore, we erred on the side of caution.
However, gremlins, they are altogether a different story.....................:)
Here, panda (http://yeinjee.com/asianpop/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/bandi-panda-fashion-04.jpg), fancy a date?
Ewoks were muppets in space.
That panda has been drinkin red bull - she has wings! :eek:
Right, I'm off out on the rob now, I mean, to sleep.
Don't have nightmares....................in black and white :))
Sleep tight loobyloo - watch oot fer MM! ;)
Melancholy Man
28-Sep-08, 23:56
We signed a truce with them years ago, having seen what they did to those big-legged Darth Vadar vehicle type thingies in the forest.
The Empire still managed to whack a fair few.
The Empire still managed to whack a fair few.
Was that it strikin back? :confused
Here, panda (http://yeinjee.com/asianpop/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/bandi-panda-fashion-04.jpg), fancy a date?
Ewoks were muppets in space.
Being that i am part ewok, on my mothers side, i find that comment highly offensive and demand that you retract it immediately
Sapphire2803
29-Sep-08, 00:12
A victim of Panda crime.....
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/funny-pictures-panda-will-let-you-take-the-bamboo.jpg
A victim of Panda crime.....
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/funny-pictures-panda-will-let-you-take-the-bamboo.jpg
You can tell they're a bad lot just from looking at them, you never see a panda without black eyes from fighting:)
Melancholy Man
29-Sep-08, 00:16
Heh, Sapphire, I saw that piccie. Although I felt immense satisfaction at the sight of the maggot being cornered, I couldn't think of anything to say which didn't make me look callous.
Being that i am part ewok, on my mothers side, i find that comment highly offensive and demand that you retract it immediately
Or what, fuzz-face?
Or what, fuzz-face?
You think pandas are vicious!, wait till your limbs are torn asunder by a pack of blood thirsty Wockies, then you will know the true meaning of pain.
Melancholy Man
29-Sep-08, 00:36
You think pandas are vicious!, wait till your limbs are torn asunder by a pack of blood thirsty Wockies, then you will know the true meaning of pain.
A-w-w-w-w-w, did Chewy die? Ah diddums, Han. Poor baby. Fancy a drinkipoo?
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