K Mart Ban Letter

[The Swedish Chef]

I am not sure if this is genuine but I really want to try a couple of these out in my local Asda or Tesco .. ;)

http://excds.ath.cx/fun/images/kmartvz5.jpg

[balto]

that is brilliant, let me know the reaction you get when you try any of these out.[lol]

[joxville]

What is K mart? Do they sell 'K's? I find I only need them when going for a quic_ wal_ or tal_ing about _rusty the _lown in The Simpsons. [lol]

[The Swedish Chef]

I have just tried the "No!! .. No!! .. its the voices again" one in Asda on hearing a PA announcement. I got quite into it but the wife hit me on the back of the head with a bag of frozen mince and called me an idiot.

I then asked the girl on the checkout what my stautory rights are and why they are not affected if I dont enjoy a Mars Bar. On getting home and unpacking the shopping the wife hit me with the bag of mince again.

I am extending a patio this weekend and she is lining herself up to be the foundation at this rate.