golach
02-Sep-08, 14:41
My Mother taught me religion.
You better pray that stain will come off that carpet.
She taught me about time travel.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week.
She taught me about contortionism.
" Will you look at that dirt at the back of your kneck?
She taught me genetics.
"Your just like your Father"
She taught me about justice.
"One day you'll have kids, I hope they turn out just like you.
You better pray that stain will come off that carpet.
She taught me about time travel.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week.
She taught me about contortionism.
" Will you look at that dirt at the back of your kneck?
She taught me genetics.
"Your just like your Father"
She taught me about justice.
"One day you'll have kids, I hope they turn out just like you.