scaraben
19-Aug-08, 10:32
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
'Miss Whack, I'd like to get a £3,000 loan to take a holiday.'
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, and his dad is Mick Jagger, so it's okay, anyway he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some form of security.
The frog says, 'Sure. I have this,' and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Completely confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, 'There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow £3,000, and he wants to use this as security.'
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. 'I mean Sir, what in the world is this?'
Now here’s the punch line !
The bank manager looks at her and says...
'It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man's a Rolling Stone.' !!
'Miss Whack, I'd like to get a £3,000 loan to take a holiday.'
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, and his dad is Mick Jagger, so it's okay, anyway he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some form of security.
The frog says, 'Sure. I have this,' and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Completely confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, 'There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow £3,000, and he wants to use this as security.'
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. 'I mean Sir, what in the world is this?'
Now here’s the punch line !
The bank manager looks at her and says...
'It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man's a Rolling Stone.' !!